Well the "crisis" has reached West London

And people are behaving like idiots already.

Was out in the Lambo and needed to buy some stuff. The only shop with any possibility of parking was the petrol station (not realising the "crisis" has hit at this point).

So I get there and all the muppets are queued for the one pump. A big coach has stuck himself accross the main road (causing a huge jam) waiting to go to the MOT centre next to the station.

I've got a couple of choices:

1) Block the other side of the main road.
2) Slot in next to the coach.
3) Go through the gap and park the car out of the way of everybody.

Obviously I go for option 3. The coach driver comes out shouting how he's just got the woman infront to move, blah blah blah. I try to explain I'm not jumping the queue. I'm just going to park over to the side and given the options above its clearly the only option. As where I am now will only make his turn harder and staying on the main road is just inconveniancing more people..

But does he listen, or give me a chance to explain. NO. Before I can get even half way through my explanation he says "MOVE IT OR I'LL WRITE IT OFF, I don't care!!!!"

I was taken back for a second. And then laughed in his face and said calmly "Go on then. You think I care."

What a ****. I mean seriously, I'd have a hire car within two hours (of equivelant type). And my insurance company would take him and his insurance company to the cleaners. And I'm pretty sure he would lose his license for dangerous driving (deliberately hitting another motorist in a Coach).

So off he went, with an ominous "RIGHT!". And what does he do. Jack ****. LOL. We do exactly what I suggested.