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  1. SoCal1

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    #1 SoCal1, Jun 3, 2016
    So yesterday at Walmart this little girl, she looked about three. She was sitting in her basket mean mugging me like I kicked her puppy.���� Being the "adult" that I am, I smile and waved at her.���� This demon child rolled her eyes at me.���� So those who know me, know I'm not about to played by some bald headed demon spawn.�� So I walk over to the mom and ask her if I can give her some candy, the mom smiled and said sure.�� I told the little girl to put in her pocket and save it for later which she did. I walked away, headed to the manager and told him that little girl was stealing M&Ms.���� The manager thanked me, stating that he is soo tired of these parents not controlling these kids. Manager walked over to them, asks them to empty their pockets. I then looked at the little girl and flicked her off and walked out the store like a boss.��

    Would I lie?

    :)
     
  2. ///Mike

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    #2 ///Mike, Jun 3, 2016
    You crack me up, Tim. Now go find the kid that got into the gorilla habitat and do the same to him and his mom! :D
     
  3. AceMaster

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    #3 AceMaster, Jun 3, 2016
    You did
     
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    #4 ClydeM, Jun 3, 2016
    He neglected to mention it was actually Honey boo boo.
     
  5. plugzit

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    #5 plugzit, Jun 3, 2016
    I happen to know he took the M&Ms from another kid.
     
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    #6 johnk..., Jun 3, 2016
    These effing ex hippies. Drinking a little too much cool aid again Tim? :)
     
  7. SoCal1

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  8. time

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    #8 time, Jun 3, 2016
    Haha!! That's some funny ****..
     
  9. Wade

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    #9 Wade, Jun 3, 2016
    Fortunately, only a few of those little bastids are real meanies... best to be avoided.

    But the candy con was pretty slick. ;)
     
  10. FLORIDAsnakeEyes

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    #10 FLORIDAsnakeEyes, Jun 3, 2016
    those are the little ****s that become attorneys
     
  11. gothspeed

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  12. SoCal1

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    #12 SoCal1, Jun 3, 2016
    I forgot to call you and wish you the best last week, It was national "Goth" Day
     
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    #13 ernie, Jun 6, 2016
    Lol!!!
    That was funny Tim.
     
  14. vvassallo

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    #14 vvassallo, Jun 6, 2016
    Tim, you probably saved this kid's life in later years with this lesson to not screw around with strangers. You never know who you're messing with. First it's the M&M's shoplifting response, next it's 2 rounds from a S&W. ;)
     
  15. plugzit

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    #15 plugzit, Jun 6, 2016
    Especially old strangers.
     

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