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Discussion in 'Ferrari Discussion (not model specific)' started by Derek Trotter, Jan 24, 2009.

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  1. Derek Trotter

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    #1 Derek Trotter, Jan 24, 2009
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    I was having a healthy laugh/chat with a couple of pals today and we were discussing what you can't do in a Ferrari. We came to the conclusion that you can't do the following things purely because all eyes are on you as a Ferrari driver.........is that a sports star behind the wheel? :)

    1. Pick your nose (not even if you think you're alone)
    2. Use your mobile/cellphone without a hands free kit
    3. Get eye contact with a gay man
    4. You can't be an Adonis as well as a Ferrari owner
    5. You can't give the finger back to the low-life's who call you a *?%&£$ (they're bound to see your car parked up at sometime)

    Anything else you can't do spring to mind? ;)
     
  2. menoy

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    #2 menoy, Jan 24, 2009

    Hmm.. a foursome? (Three might just work...)
     
  3. donv

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    #3 donv, Jan 24, 2009
    Carry a sheet of plywood?
     
  4. tatcat

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    #4 tatcat, Jan 24, 2009
    stand up. gtb
     
  5. mgv1

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    #5 mgv1, Jan 24, 2009
    Tow a trailer.

    Although as a kid I always thought having a Ferrari with one of those beat up utility trailers behind it would be quite funny.
     
  6. redtrman

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    #6 redtrman, Jan 24, 2009
    Eat and drive at the same time. :)
     
  7. DerWebMeister

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    #7 DerWebMeister, Jan 24, 2009
    ..I'd say...carry a decent rifle in the trunk??
     
  8. markcF355

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    #8 markcF355, Jan 24, 2009
    Go through the McDonald's drive through.
     
  9. 355 Pablo

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    #9 355 Pablo, Jan 24, 2009
    Put a drink in the "cup holder"
     
  10. TheMayor

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    #10 TheMayor, Jan 24, 2009
    I've already proven some of you wrong.

    1) I've gone through a Mickey D's drive through.
    2) I've eaten and driven at the same time.
    3) Someday I'll tell you about the foursome... but not today.
     
  11. kerrari

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    #11 kerrari, Jan 24, 2009
    Short tight skirts and high heels don't work either...
     
  12. tazandjan

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    #12 tazandjan, Jan 24, 2009
    Go fly fishing using dirt roads to get there.

    I like Karen's answer better.

    Taz
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  13. open roads

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    #13 open roads, Jan 24, 2009
    I was thinking of going up on the mountain and cutting a cord of firewood. There are some great driving roads in West Virginia. But, had to leave the Ferrari at home on that one.
     
  14. UpNorth

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    #14 UpNorth, Jan 24, 2009
    Go slow?
     
  15. Shamile

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    #15 Shamile, Jan 24, 2009
    Dear Ferraristi,

    I'd like to see you try that in my Lamborghini....no really !


    I too have gone through the Wendy's drive thru and Taco Bell as well....many times.

    Cup holder? Well, you can use the small cubby in the center console of my 91 Testarossa. In my Lambo....no dice.

    4some? ....I can only dream. :(

    Oh Oh...I know.....

    be modest :D


    Shamile

    Freeze....Miami Vice !
     
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    #16 MotoAir, Jan 24, 2009
    OMG,... just purchased a 550 and this was reason "Numero Uno" for getting it.

    Now what am I going to do? Sweats and flip-flops just don't work for me,... :)
     
  17. DMOORE

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    #17 DMOORE, Jan 24, 2009
    Can't tow my boat.



    :)







    Darrell.
     
  18. DGS

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    #18 DGS, Jan 25, 2009
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    Drive wearing Redwing arctic boots.

    Wear a tall hat.


    Oh you tease. ;)

    (How you say?: "Works for me!" :D)
    (Or: "Work it, baby!" :p)
     
  19. F430GB

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    #19 F430GB, Jan 25, 2009
    I GOT ONE!

    you can't stare at Lambos! :D :D

    -G.B.
     
  20. Artvonne

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    #20 Artvonne, Jan 25, 2009
    Depends, dont work for whom? :)
     
  21. BorisSF

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    #21 BorisSF, Jan 25, 2009
    Beat a GT-R around the Nurburgring

    I kid, I kid :)
     
  22. Ferraribot

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    #22 Ferraribot, Jan 25, 2009
    I've always wanted to drive a Ferrari through the McD's drive-through. It's one of my goals in life.
     
  23. luv2detail

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    #23 luv2detail, Jan 25, 2009
    I've driven a 360 Spider through the drive through at In-n-Out.

    Got a date out of it. And a free shake!:D
     
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    #24 cat1pro, Jan 25, 2009
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  25. repsolboy

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    #25 repsolboy, Jan 25, 2009
    Go through your service bills ??
     
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