What do you do for a living, and how old were you when you bought your first ferrari?

I got an F-1 360 at 24, and then crashed it into a wall in a drag race in Australia. Have you seen the video?


My uncle lives in Italy and has this boat shaped like an F-50. I don't know if that's crazier than my Chinese friend with a pink Testarossa.

 

No, I was the other guy trying to explain to the rent-a-cops what the guy with the tattoo on his throat was doing taking recording Ferrari VIN numbers in the garage at 3:30am.

 

i'm a contract killer.

quite lucrative business if you can put up with the the blood and the odd hours.

i purchased my first ferrari when i was 23 with the money the CIA paid me to take out RFK.

doody.

 

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

My name Jose Jimenez.

 

Isn't it obvious?
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My company purchased my Ferrari because I wanted it to.

12 cylinders or walk.

 

No, she's the one in the middle
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PS: My left leg is OK. I am not a woman who needs an automatic shifter.

12 cylinders or walk.

 

If it wasn't ok, would it be "12 cylinders or limp?

 

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LMAO!!!

 

Hey! You stole all my weed you bastard!

 

yeah, and the remote is out of reach...

 

LOL....good movie

 

Hi guys, I'm new here and none of you know me. Can you all send me copies of your financial statements? Thanks.

 

When you bought your Ferrari what did you think about the Corvette being faster, and the Evo, and the wrx sti, and by the way who as a pool?

 

I do, have a pool, it's kind of shallow, and we just rolled it up and put it away last evening...


Wait a minute, I'll get it back out, hand me that garden hose........

 

No, all my redneck Texan friends have vintage 'vettes.

Nice, but lacking that certain something, you know?

Good for travel in a straight line, 1/4 mile at a time, though........

 

Also, to make sure you are not trolls, please include your bank routing numbers, SSN and PINs. Thanks.

 

No bank, here, I just stuff the loose bills under the seat of my car.

The pocket change falls under there automatically!!!!!