What do you drive?

Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend- I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX- I am impotent
Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette- I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart-I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Escort - I'm a red-headed nanny
Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse-I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6-I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)
Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18- wheeler
MGB- I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante- I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....
Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more
Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife

 

"Pontiac Trans Am - I have a switchblade in my sock!"

...and a sawed off shotgun in the trunk! LOL!

No Road Rage here, padner!

 

What? No Ferrari?

 

Wow, thanks. Makes me fell better about my POS & day at work so far.

 

You lot would lynch me

 

Sorry, really sorry

 

No Jeep Cherokee?

 

You mean Cheep Jerokee

 

The Heep...
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Nice heep Pat!!!! Mine's black and doesn't have a lift.
308Chas - It's a Jeep thing... You wouldn't understand!

 

Thanks! What year is your XJ?

 

I had an '87 Laredo 4-door 5-speed, then a '94 Sport 2-door 5-speed, now I have a '95 sport 4-door automatic. Loved em all!

 

Mine is a 93... Got it with 82K miles on it last year, now only has 92K miles... Gotta love the I-6!

 

Understand......I've got one!! Its got a bizzillion miles on it.......cheap jerokee, meant as cheap to own.

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

 

Hehehehehe
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Buick Roadmaster- Yes i have a corvette engine but i weigh 4000 pds. Yea its not mine i dont have ne money yet so i dont have my own car.

 

No stress Chas!! Cherokees are awesome! Simple to work on and they never break (except when trees jump in front of them...).
Bought my '87 back in fall of '94 with 85k miles. Traded it in to dealer in summer of '96 with 130k miles. Bought my '94 in summer of '96 with 28k miles. Totaled it on 1/1/98 (3 in the morning on New Year's Day.. do the math) with about 50k miles. Bought my current '95 in january of '98 with 20k miles. She is still running strong with 120k miles.

 

Nothing for a '02 BMW 325i??