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What do you like to read on the John?

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  1. PeterS

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    OK..I'll stoop to a new all time low here! What do you like to read while on the John? For many of us with hectic lives, that is some of the best quiet time we have! My bathrooms have various fun stuff to read, such as The Duct Tape Trilogy, Trivia books, The best of Redneck Jokes and karting magazines...How about your bathrooms?
     
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    FORZA Magazine...
     
  4. Evolved

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    Currently I have some Oracle Application Server documentation in the head.

    That and calculus for cats.
     
  5. BWS550

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    I READ MY BILLS...IT MAKES ME PUSH IT OUT FASTER......

    PETER..IS THIS YOUR THREAD???
     
  6. formula1joe

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    Reading? You mean their is more than pretty pictures in the magazines. Just kidding. My little bin is full of Forza, Griots catalogs, Information Security Magazines, and Maxim of course.
     
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    Various car magazines...
     
  9. PeterS

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    Reading my bills on the john would make me throw up!
     
  10. FLATOUTRACING

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    Good one BRUCE!!!!!!!! I'll go you one better.

    Read your TAX RETURN!!!!!!!!!

    No better way to fight constipation..........it'll make you crap faster than anything and you can just flush the tax return down the comode with the other &^%^&.

    Regards,

    Jon P. Kofod
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    PS: I read every car magazine known to man on the John!!!!
     
  11. PeterS

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    For constipation, do it mathematically: Get a pencil and 'work it out'!
     
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  13. BWS550

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    ILL GO BETTER


    THE HELL WITH THE TAX RETURN, ILL JUST READ MY QUARTERLY ESTIMATED TAXES TO UNCLE SAM.....IT WILL PUT ME IN A COMA.........
     
  14. FLATOUTRACING

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    Good one. You could also read you service invoice from your friendly authorized Ferrari Dealer as well..........that always make me sh*t!!!!!

    OR

    How bout' your wife's credit card bill from Nieman Marcus.........

    Better stick to magazines it's getting dangerous to go to the John!

    Regards,

    Jon
     
  15. BWS550

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    LOL...ITS ACTUALLY A TOSS UP BETWWEN MY ESTIMATED TAXES AND MY HISTORY OF CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS TO MY EX-WIFE....

    MY WIFE IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL WITH C C'S BUT HAS THAT FREAKIN HSN AND QVC GOING 24/7 :)
     
  16. 96impalaSS

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    Mad Magazine, Calvin and Hobbes, or whatever other magazines or books I have laying around.
     

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