What Does a Woman aged 30+ waving her little finger mean

Um, Dave... Which finger was it...?

 

Dave, I think that is a chav signal for buying stuff at auctions

no really, do women still do this stuff ?

 

Urm the little finger.

We all know it means big car small dick.

But I am into psychology in a big way and I think as this women was with her husband and kids she is really asking you for help she’s trying to tell you my husband is a raving alcoholic and she’s saying we are completely skint and you have a car worth more then our house, help me please, I would leave my husband but he beats me. If I try to leave he will probably try to kill me I'm trapped therefore I hate my life, my children are suffering Please help me.

So what should you do in this situation?

Get out of the car and beat the crap out of the husband.

 

It means, "This could be you, wrapped around my little finger, like mullet-head over there."

 

Oh Christ it's after midnight the Septic Tanks have woken up. I'd best go to bed. I'm due to leave for Silverstone at in 4 hours. 2 hours there 2 hours back and spending the day trying to break Schuey’s lap record I'll be f#*ked.
Good night Mary Ellen.

 

Hole in one...this happen to you all the time?

 

D11VE:J

Not worth losing your sleep over it, she has a 'dull' husband with 2 kids!!!

Try a nice gorgeous one with long legs, great body with 'Bradd Pitt' looked alike husband then it is a challenge, wouldn't you say so?

 

Just smile at her and blow her a kiss... let's face it, all she'll know is that you have a nice car and are not fazed by insults...

... of course, she may then jump to the conclusion that by you not being fazed obviously means you are suprememly self-confident, probably by the fact that you must be hung like a horse (ah ha, which must be what that "secret" symbol means on the front of the car)... and next time you'll find her telephone No under your wiper blade

 

I have to admit, I've never had that problem

Foxy x

 

She was probably been picking here nose and had a bogey stuck on her finger and thought bet he thinks i fancy him but really she was trying to flick it on to your car

 

Get 'it' out for her to see...potentially difficult if you are driving by at speed -as you might just end up fumbling around, then crash and get found unconsience in a ditch with your c*ck in your hand.... still worth a try and a calculated risk I feel.

 

In an ideal world you should have then accelerated hard, the suspension easily coping with the thump thump as you free the husband from his life of servitude...The only down side is it may have unpset the children.

 

HEhe ! You still lashed up?

 

she might just have suffered from arthritis mate

 

Sorry mate but she was saying you have a small penis.

I researched this with some experts, wife, sister-inlaw and motherinlaw.

 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Nr Gatwick
Full Name: David M Jones
Posts: 100

Can't be, the wife is the only one who has ever seen it!

 

Mine or yours

 

LMAO...! The replies in this thread are great...!

 

Dear David,

When we hate our enemies, we give them power over us - power over our sleep, our appetites, our blood pressure, our health, and our happiness. Our enemies would dance with glee if they surmised that they have succeeded in worrying and lacerating us. Our hatred is not hurting them at all; it can however turn our own days and nights into a hellish turmoil. The minutest of things, can be the biggest of things - the big vagina who caused you this grief, has succeeded with her intent; which is born solely from jealousy, resentment and envy, breeding a scathing spite. Forget it. For she is to be pitied.

I have suffered an irritation myself today - the root cause being the same as that which motivated the pitiful person whom you observed. I find it best never ever to react. Such people have always failed in life and I really do feel no more than pity for them and therefore I do not allow them to make me cross for more than a minute or two.

Sorry that the aforegoing is not amusing, but this is the way in which I deal with such matters and which I regret to say are becoming all too prevalent.

With kind regards,

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