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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    If NNO were still alive and he came to you and offered you a shot at racing for Ferrari and said, "Tell me why i should choose YOU over anyone else" and you could say ANYTHING about anything EXCEPT your driving ability, what would you say to NNO to convince him that he should let YOU race for Ferrari...?
     
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  3. tifosi12

    tifosi12 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Assuming NNO refers to the old man Enzo:

    He should pick me because I won't harm his cars. I won't win either though.
    :)
     
  4. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

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    I can talk to the media without punching someone. I can play it cool as ice or hot and firey. I can explain spining off the track due to the fact that some other driver caused me too. I can explain my over revving the motor as an engine problem. I can explain my tires over heating because of poor quality. I can also stand on a step and open bottles with ease. And I would only require 3M per year and the latest Ferrari rolled off the line. Really how could he lose???
     
  5. Auraraptor

    Auraraptor F1 World Champ
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    Cuz I would say I would do it for free. :)
     
  6. 62 250 GTO

    62 250 GTO F1 Veteran

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    But then you are poor. And a bum. How does that help the Ferrari image?

    Pick me MR. Enzo, pick me!
     
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  8. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    Id probally just die from shock.
     
  9. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
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    I'd say, "Enzo... because I can keep a secret, and if I don't get the spot, I'll tell everyone you are still alive."
     
  10. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I haven't lost yet.
     
  11. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

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    I would tell Enzo that I will race the fnck out of his cars and if he can build a strong enough car I will see what it can do ...

    He always liked 150% racers ... not pancies ;)

    Pete
     
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  13. Gilles27

    Gilles27 F1 World Champ

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    I think I would say "What have you done with the REAL Commendatore?"
     
  14. JMJ575M

    JMJ575M Formula Junior

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    It would be nice if I/you could say, "I'll bring $300 million a year in sponsorship money."


    JMJ
     
  15. Matt LaMotte

    Matt LaMotte Formula 3

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    Because I look so good in red!
     
  16. Dom

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    #13 Dom, Feb 11, 2004
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    Well, I don't think he'd want me as a driver, but I think I could make a pretty persuasive argument for picking up my daughter as the next F1 team driver...
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  17. DGS

    DGS Four Time F1 World Champ
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    For Ross Brawn: "I don't mind pulling over for Michael"

    For Luca di Montezemolo: "You need more middle-aged American interest in F1"

    For Enzo: "You need more nerd interest in F1; people on the Internet are spelling your name wrong." :D
     
  18. maranelloman

    maranelloman Guest

    Signor Ferrari, I have the passion to give & get 130% out of your car. I will either win, or break your car & hurt myself trying.
     
  19. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    ROTFLMAO...!!!
     
  20. tifosi12

    tifosi12 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Oh, we got Maranelloman back. Great!
     
  21. GrigioGuy

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    I'd say "You're 106 years old. I'd hate for anything to happen to you before you hit 107. Accidents happen. My associates and I can see to it that no accidents happen to you. I assume we have an understanding?"

    :)
     
  22. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LMAO...! Nice... So you'd have a sit-down with him...? LOL...
     
  23. Skelter

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    I'd say "Fire that German and Brazilian, get me in one of the cars and J. Villeneuve on the other so we can finally see the red cars racing again"
     
  24. Mitch Alsup

    Mitch Alsup F1 Veteran

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    Fron the George Kastanza school of winning friends and influencing people:

    Enzo, your cars are crap, just because you've won the last 5 manufacture world championships and have a 6 time world champion driver, you are loosing ground to you competitors; and rapidly. Put me in the drivers slot, and I will bring you lousy cars up to snuff with improvements in suspensions, aerodynamics, engine characteristics, and race tactics. Otherwise, Mercedes and BMW and Michelin are going to eat your shorts.

    Its all a lie, but it might work..............
     
  25. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

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    L --O---L !! I blew Coke out my nose on that one !!
     
  26. tifosi12

    tifosi12 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Careful: Don't use the words coke and nose in the same sentence...
    :)
     
  27. tifosi69

    tifosi69 Formula 3

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    Mi scusata' ... for all the 12 year-olds on the board, I was referring to my BEVERAGE of choice (notice the capital C). Damn, it's all over my keyboard now.
     

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