Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death is one of biggest news events in a decade. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car, with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian in Europe, using American technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friends, is Globalization ____________________________ DL
The attempted scamming of thousands of Ferrari fans and hundreds of actual owners, by an overweight twenty something, living with mom and dad in a small, lower middle class Houston neighborhood, driving a leased BMW, fantasizing in public about being a successful real estate developer and private jet owner. I miss anything?
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French, and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians.
Thanks for the corrections, I want to make sure I get the definition correct before I write the letter to the good folks at Webster's...
