What is the DUMBEST QUESTION you've ever heard?

I couldn't help laughing a little when I read this. But that has to be a miserable way to go.

 

Are you a virgin?

 

I think that in today's context, that question should be rephrased as: You're a virgin?

 

Alas, these days, what's not so much a dumb question as a foolishly optimistic (or obsolete) question would be:

"Have you read ... ?"

The signs of the times: are made for illiterates.

 

LL funny thread...
I've got 2 questions which are getting on my nerves
I'm a truck driver, and I deliver packages to companys and all that....

So the 2 most comon (annoying) questions I hear EVERYDAY is:

1.(I give the customer his package)..."whats that????" it's a BOX dude (cant you see that)???

2."Is this something WE have orderd???" (I'm thinking, "no, dumb@zz, I just drive around and giving away free packages for fun)

 

Oo. i got a good one. My friend actually asked the other night. We were discussing possible trips and mentioned taking a Ferry to where we wanted. That's when she asked "Yeah, but how are we going to get our cars there?"

 

This isn't dumb so much as it is cute. My son when he was 3yo kept asking me:

"Daddy, is today tomorrow?"

Yep, I'd hear that one a few times each day. It's one of the things that still makes me smile when I think about it...

 

I was helping a friend fix her computer over the phone, and I asked her to "right click on my computer". And she asked: "How do I right click on your comupter?"

 

I heard that too! I don't remember what it was, but I remember hearing the same thing. This was only a few weeks ago too; I believe.

 

One of my friends was driving with his grandmother one day. They saw a guy on a motorcycle with a german shepherd in the side car. She said, "Is that his seeing eye dog?"

No bullsh!t.

 

That's pretty funny! LMAO

 

LOL!

Good one!

 

I was at a restaurant with four friends of mine. My friends and I look absolutely nothing alike. The waitress came up and asked if we were brothers. I figured a stupid question deserves a stupid question in retort, so I replied with "No. Are you?"

She left looking really confused.

That's just rude. They ask that because it's entirely possible you're meeting other people. Do not mistake consideration for stupidity.

 

One of the anesthesiologists I work with was recently devorced. He ex had been at her house this particular day to get some of his things. Later that day she left home to do some errands. Upon returning home she notice her garrage door was gone. She called a friend to get advice and ask if she should call the police as she suspected the her ex took her garage door. Her friend instructed her to go back into her garrage and look up. She found the missing door. She forgot to put the door down when she left.

Hard to believe, but is actually true.

 

"What is fchat?"

 

Hahah! LMAO, that's hilarious.

 

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO!!!

 

While I'm on the treadmill I always watch some nonsense like "Bloopers and Outrageous TV Moments". Anyway one classic was from the Newlywed Game. Bob Eubanks asked the wife where was the craziest place they ever made "whoopee". She thinks about for a minute and says "in the ass?". LOL

 

I remember seeing that on TV, priceless!! LOL!!