Race gas exhaust on the pre-grid and a closed garage 15 minutes after an old Corvette is parked after a fast ride (hot old fiberglass). New National Geographic magazine smells like new school and library books during grade school. Coppertone suntan lotion at the right place and time.
ITS ALL ENTERTAINMENT, STEVE..... NO ONE HAS MADE A PHYSICAL THREAT AGAINST YOU......WE CHOOSE TO TROLL YOU...BECAUSE YOUR ALOT OF FUN....YOU CAN TROLL BACK..................
Spent Racing fuel and hot brakes. (especially when they come from my bike) My girlfriend (she always smells nice) BBQ in the summer Salt air on a summer afternoon at the beach
Maybe the gang needs to find something else to occupy their time. Go drive your car, start another business, spend time with your kids, whatever. In the past I've been sucked into fighting with you, and started a few myself. I took a break this spring for several weeks, and hoped that if I came back it would be different. I told myself I wouldn't post unless I could be above the garbage that the gang likes to dish out. In order to be consistent with these statements, I would like to apologize to you for referring to you as Battery Boy, CAPS MASTER, Bruce Trollington, and any others. There...now I feel better. I never said I was threatened physically (although dave promised a bullet in my head on DFCHAT, but that is another board). The gang helps to define where the line is at, it really doesn't matter whether you cross it or not. Since Lay has basically went on record in another thread saying that he doesn't feel there is a problem, I guess things will not change as long as the inmates are in charge of the asylum. If anyone would like to continue this discussion, please PM me.
Yep, it's like poking a slug with a stick. Enzo's brain doesn't thaw until late May, his sense of humor and irony never freeze. Image Unavailable, Please Login
ACTUALLY, IT DATES BACK TO THE JDL AND AUCHWITZ THREADS THAT YOU POSTED, AND I GOT A BAD FEELING WHAT YOU WERE SAYING WITHOUT DAVES INFLUENCE. I DONT THINK YOUR A BAD GUY, BUT EVERYONES INTITLED TO THEIR OPINIONS , AND YOURS RUBBED ME THE WRONG WAY IN YOUR SAYINGS.. ANYHOOT, I DIDNT KNOW THEIR WAS A GANG (DARTH, ENZO,MATTY, PETERS,ME) BUT WE ARE ALL HERE FOR THE SAME THINGS, TO LEARN ABOUT FCARS AND TO HAVE FUN DURING THE BORING 8-12 HOUR WORK DAY. AS FOR MY NAMES.. "CAPS MASTER" YES I WRITE IN CAPS TO SEE BETTER ON THE BOARD, AS IM NOT SHOUTING AT ANYONE....I HAVE DIABETES AND MY LEFT EYE HAS 1/2 THE VISION, SO CAPS MAKE IT EASIER TO WRITE AND TO READ...IVE BEEN DOING IT ON THIS BOARD SINCE IVE BEEN HERE. "BATTERY BOY" I LOVE IT, BUT BEING IN THE BUSINESS FOR 26 YRS AND NOW A VP FOR ENERGIZER, I CAN RETIRE WHEN I HIT 30 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS, AND WILL BE AT THE OLD AGE OF 48...NOT BAD STEVE, I BET YOU CAN FULLY RETIRE AT 48...SO CALL ME "BATTERY BOY", IN 4 YEARS ILL CALL YOU SOMETHING FROM MY BOAT IN THE ISLANDS , RETIRED, WHILE YOUR STILL AT WORK. "BRUCE TROLLINGTON" I LOVE THAT NAME.....MAYBE IN MY NEXT LIFE, BUT THANKS FOR THE HINT... ARE WE FINISHED NOW??? BRUCE
A woman... The scent of a woman is unlike any other... Especially if you're in love with her... The natural scent she gives off, let's say, after a shower, is pure... i'm not referring to pheromones... We're all very chemical and that's perceived by other people... Chocolate is waaaaay up on my list... Because i'm partially deaf, my sense of smell is heightened; i can smell orange juice or ketchup from across the room... Peanut butter, anything mint, chocolate - they can't hide from me... i took the Pepsi/Coke challenge with my nose... LOL, the guy got all pissed off and said, "It's not about which one you think is which, it's about which one you like more...!" So i said, "Well, i like the smell of this one a lot more than the smell of that one..." Samsara by Paris Guerlain can very easily drive me up a wall... In fact, it has... i can smell traces of it in a room when the wearer has been gone for an hour... On the rare occasion that i smell it in a public place, i can't help but stop... It's an amazing fragrance... There is none better.
This I can relate to!!! But in my case it's either Spellbound by Estée Lauder or Opium by Yves St-Laurent that turns my crank. I remember passing an (ahem) older woman at the Breakers in '96 and complimenting her on (and recognizing) her fragrance (Opium). I mentioned that it reminded me of some one very dear to me ( I kid you not). Her reply: (spoken in the finest Brooklyn Jewish accent) Stanley! Stanley! Come here and listen to what this nice young man told me!!! I belive that really made her day...as it did mine. Damn!! I love women!!!!!
LOL...! Funny - and similar - story...! When Ausbrooks and i were walking around Pebble Beach, he wanted to buy a cigar before we left... So there we are, outside, waiting on line so he can get a stogie and this unmistakable scent passes my nose... i lean my snout forward towards the two girls in front of us and, sure enough, there it is... One of them was wearing Samsara... "Excuse me... Is that Samsara you're wearing...?" "Why yes, it is..." "It's such a beautiful scent..." ...and we talked for a few minutes and when Wayne had his cigar, it was time to go... So we parted ways and Wayne says to me, "How come you didn't ask her for her number...? You had both of them with that opening perfume line...!" i wasn't even attracted to them; it was all about the perfume... To this day, he thinks i have no "follow-through" game... It was really all about the perfume...!
NNO, As cliché as it sounds, the recognize-the-fragrance line is a classic. Women always seem to be receptive to it. Of course, if you look like Aqualung from Jethro Tull, it may not go over that well. Image Unavailable, Please Login
And if the little blue pills don't work, I know the ancient Chinese treatments... Snake bladders for everyone!!!
LOL, i should be so lucky to look like Aqualung... Bruce, LMAO...!!! Doc, LMAO...! No pills, thanks; they would only cum in "handy"...
seriously !!!, i absolutley love the smell when i go into a goodyear tire store, the smell of new tires, damn i love that, it almost makes my mouth water.