Fletch! Three from one of my all-time faves: 1) - All we know that is there still is no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved. - Excuse me sir, a what? - A xenomorph. - It's a bughunt. 2) - All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps! 3) - Seventeen days? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours!
None of ya'll old men will know this one : "this patient is going to die...we need some medical marijuana..a whole bag of it, NOW!"
Scent of a Woman From a love it or hate it film I love: Clue 1: "Never leave a man behind!" Clue 2: "Let's go get Nathan Junior!"
"My story?" "I was born a poor black child. I remember the days growin' up, singin' and dancin' down in ole' Mississippi." "He hates these cans!" "Typical random bastard" "You would think at these prices that they could keep the snails off of the food."
"You must be Gus's son." "I'm Owen. I'm supposed to take you to Wichita to catch a train. Train don't run outta Wichita lessen you're a hog or cattle. People train runs outta St-Stubville. " She may be skinny but she's strong. Her first baby come out sideways she didn't scream or nuthin'." "Isn't that something, You're a real trooper."
The Jerk! - great movie. I'll NEVER forget SteveM: What kinda cigarettes are those? Guy in car at gas station: Joint SteveM: Don't make em very good. (hrmm... not sure why that's so memorable on second thought) Okay here's one: B: You knew Jesus? R: Knew him? n**** owes me twelve bucks.
The Jerk. Advice as he left home: "The Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it."
"have you been, how do I say this, doyinked" "kick'm in the nads" "no" "kick'm in the nads" 'Wolfman has nads"
"This is the end of Devil five-oh-five! Say goodbye, *******! EJECT EJECT EJECT" "Goodbye, *******!" and "Its one hundred and six mile to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack o' cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."