What would you like to hear God say when you enter Heaven?

Hi Steve your Ferrari awaits

 

Why do you not put the "o" in God? Why do you censor the word God?

 

Haha...ok. I was just wondering

 

I know how you can be guaranteed 76 virgins.

 

Hey that was my line!

Well I guess I will say:

"Is there really a shortage of chairs?"

(Let us see how long it is until someone gets this reference)

 

"You're early -- go back"

 

I'm open to various interpretations of religion and beliefs but really... are there any women[or men] who believe their supreme being is a woman? Obviously one may believe that their supreme being is neither and above such things and others may believe in multiple gods with few being women like the good old greeks and romans but thats getting a bit off topic. I think my question is prety clear now.

 

Upon approaching the gates I expect to hear:

"Your visit is very important to us. Please wait for the next available angel...."

 

Brilliant!!!

 

Technically it's "Well done, thou good and faithful servant."
Of course my car addresses me the same way.

Wes

 

How the F did you get here

 

"Oh no, not him again ! "

 

On "Inside the Actors Studio", Sean Penn had an interesting response to basically the same question that is in this thread.

Penn said he wanted God to say he had been through enough, here are two hookers and an eight-ball. I thought that was pretty funny.

 

Hey, you take over for a while and make things right, will yea?

 

When I was in NYC recently, I saw the play Frogs, which is loosely based on an old Greek play. One of the plot twists was that Hell is actually Heaven, while Heaven was Hell. You see, given the people that I know who say that they are going to Heaven, it sounds like a pretty damn boring place to me!

So when I show up in the fire pit, I hope that Devil is there with an evil grin and says, "Here are the keys, Son."

Dale

 

Widely held misinterpretation by those who justify terrorism...
It is 76 Virginians....

 

Damn, that's gonna tick some folks off... too late.

 

"What's the deal with Maranelloman? Any idea?"

 

"Nice suit!"

But seriously folks..."you lived a good life and honored me".

 

"You spend way too much time on Ferrari Chat."

 

Ditto.