What would you like to hear God say when you enter Heaven?

i can see the headline: "INTERNET CHAT WEBSITE BANS CREATOR OF EXISTENCE".

Mod VS God.

 

"You dumba$$! I TOLD you to get decent pacemaker batteries from Wellington"!

 

Regardless of what he says, I just hope he sounds like Jar-Jar-Binks.

 

we made a mistake and you're being sent back. Here's a McLaren F1 for the trouble

 

"A job well done my good and faithful servant" is what I hope to hear.

 

Hurry up, get to the paddock. The infinite endurance race is about to start!

 

Hows about oh I don't know "your not dead"

 

If when I die in fact I get to meet "god" I don't expect her/him/it to say anything but the answer to my question: Are you really the god they teach about in the bible? If he says yes, I want to be sent to hell. I can't trust anyone who makes their ONLY son sacrifice his life for the mistakes of anyone so he will be happy. If you really stop and THINK about it, the god of the bible acts a lot like a tyrant king of the acient world. I want nothing to do with an idea like that.
I could write pages explaining my position but in short, just know my beliefs does not automatically make me some kind of an evil person without morals or sense of good or bad.

 

EC fo life zen what ! what!

 

"You are welcome to drive all the exotics ever created, plus the ones only in the concept stage. Now over here is your pit crew, and designers to create more cars for you, so you can drive and race others in Heaven's Race way safely, to your heart's content!

Would you like to ride with me in my favorite car, first?"

YES!!!

- Julie

 

I want to say that I appreciate the fact that you at least have put some thought into your position. Could I ask you to perhaps take one more step, and read one response to your question?

http://www.christian-thinktank.com/whyjust.html

I hope you read it with an open mind, and I hope you find it helpful.

Best!
Wes

 

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