What's the Best Ferrari Ice-Scraper?

True story: At work we had a guy who used to sweep the floors...he was alittle slow and we all felt sorry for him. One day a co-worker offered him $10.00 to do a grease job on his truck. The guy thought the bleeder screws were grease fittings, when the grease wouldn't go in and was just balling up on the caliper he wiped it off with his fingers and smeared it on the rotors. First attempted stop not only failed but the car took a hard right turn but thankfully no accident. He returned to our shop and a number of us had to hold him down to keep him from killing the guy who applied the grease.

 

I'm confused. I scraped all my digits, but it didn't help with my windshield at all. What do I do now?