What's the best prank you've pulled?

so that was you that did that i still remember and never forget beware keep looking over your shoulder

 

i managed to astro-turf and cover a friends dorm room wall to wall with alfie posters.... the pics are about half way through and with all the crap we put in his room, and the jacket was one that he won for some newspaper convention, well i took that and put "Coach Eddie" and "legalize it" across the back
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Best one i ever pulled was in outpatient surgery.

There were 2 old guys from the nursing home who had strokes and could not talk.

I switched their name bracelets and changed the room numbers on the chart. One ended up with a below the knee amputation and the other with a colectomy and as far as I can tell nobody ever found out.


Don't worry, it was at the VA so it doesn't matter.

 

About ten years ago at Thanksgiving, we sent Mom to the store for a few things while the bird was in the oven. When she was gone, I went next door, where my neighbor had a cornish game hen in their oven. I swapped the two birds. When Mom got home and went to baste the bird, she just about had a stroke! We told her it had shrunk!

 

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!! That's the funniest **** I've ever heard!

J

 

i dont know if this is the best one but my family really gets into april fools. One year I decided to put saran wrap over the toilet seat. When my dad went to take a piss, he ended up pissing all over his leg. This was the same year my dad chained me to my bed and put a snake on my chest. I liked my dad's idea better than mine. Another one with saran wrap that i did was i put it across a doorway, and i turned out the lights (it was at night), and i made a lot of noise, and screamed like i was in pain. He came running and bounced off of the saran wrap (which was about 10 layers thick), and hit the dining room table.

 

I'm going to regret telling you guys this but here it goes. The best prank that I can remember was back in my collage years. I took a stool sample & placed it into a dixie cup, broke into my RA’s room then placed it in his air vent,(very well hidden) it must have stayed in there for a while. Keep in mind that this was during the winter so the heater was on. The guy was a slob so he never had many people visit his room, something also about the smell from what I understand.


I wonder why?

 

My best was covering a friend's dorm room floor with newspapers saturated in nitrogen tri-iodide. Timing is everything with that stuff, because once it is fully dry, a mosquito landing on it will cause it to explode

He managed to open the door & set one foot inside before the whole lot went up in a huge kaBANG ! The nifty purplish haze that poured out of the room was pretty cool, but the nice yellowy stain on all the white walls & ceiling were priceless

New Mexico Tech - 1987

p.s.: pure iodine crystals have some sort of corrosive effect on gold, so make sure your Lamborghini driving friend isn't wearing his horn necklace & gold Rolex the day you try and re-enact this scene.

 

My son got me good a couple of years ago. I usually keep a cup of water at my bedside and as I wake up take a sip or glug. Well, on April 1, I was in my drowsy state, reached over, drank and then sprayed it all over. He had replaced the water with vinegar!

But I got him back. He doesn't get to drive until he's 35...

 

In college. Flushed a cherry bomb down a third floor dorm crapper around 3 AM. Blew out most of the cans on the first floor. Timing is everything.

 

VA? They were probably already reversed before you got to 'em.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

 

I did this at my 5th grade Catholic school with three other kids. One of the kids bet that the fuse would not stay lit under water. He lit and flushed it. It blew out a third of the schools plumbing. We all got expelled and our parents had to pay for the repairs. I got grounded for three months.

 

When I was at Intel, our department manager was one little son-of-a-prankster. He'd tape our phones to the cradle or put tape in the earpeice, tape the computer mice and basicly mess with us. After a year of little pranks, it eventually came time to pay him back, but not in a small way. With a little inspiration from a photo floating around the net, we(myself and another manager) got our shot when a large delivery of boxes came in the mail department. We asked the mail department if we could have the contents inside the boxes, which they didn't mind. So we set them aside near the frieght elevator with a 'do not throw away' tag on the stack of boxes.

To better understand the universal layout of Intel Corporation, everyone works in cubicles. CEO's included. All management heads are right on the floor with the group, nobody is seperated. Closed door rooms are reserved as conferance rooms. For example, if you were engineer tech John Doe designing circuit pumps, your cute neigbor could very well be the Corporate Vice President of Flash ram amongst the rows of back to back cubicles.

We(myself and another manager) went to the Site Services head and were able to barter an extra cubicle wall just for the day. With some allen wrenches and a hammer, in the early morning hours, we sealed his cubicle entry way with the extra cube wall. We then proceeded to fill his entire cube with packing peanuts that the mail room department let us take from that large shipment.

Just a little past 7:30am, he arrived. We were trying so hard to keep the laughter in. He took it really well. The funny part was that he walked by his own cube several times, because the sealed entrance threw him off. Then when he stopped and looked over to find his cube filled with peanuts, he knew he was revenged.

 

A feller I worked and partied with, Mike, talked a stunner into posing for some pics, as one of his housemates was a photographer for Playboy.

Yeah, right.

But Dano took some damn good pics. The pictures were developed and so was she. Oh, how we laughed... and stared and laughed... and stared and laughed and stared some more.

Now, the thing about Mike was - He had a lot of people thinking he was an *******. See, he bagged a lot of women. I mean, a lot. A lot lot. Not this one - she had a boyfriend, and though she was fulfilling a fantasy, she wouldn't fulfill Mike's any further than Dano's session - he quoted her as saying of her beau - "he's kinda crazy."

So, a few weeks go by and I come into possession of a Wild Boar's hoof. A fresh one, at that. Never mind the details, it was mine, all mine, muahahahahaaaaaa!

Knowing Mike had just gotten back from Vegas a few hours before and had to get up in even less time - I worked fast. Went over to his place, unbagged it, had the Wild Boar's hoof already tied with twine and a hangman's noose on the other end, too. The loose noose met the hook directly on the overhang at the front entrance, a scant 3 feet from the front door. I left a cryptic note that ended with "get the picture?"

He called me a few times over the next few days. Mind you, he'd never called me before, as there was no need to - we'd see each other at work and aprés-work. But, word was, that he was calling a lot, I mean, a lot of people - just asking vague questions, trying to see if someone would simply blurt out they'd done it. But he never got specific. Sounded nervous, as in nervous because somebody's going to kill him, slowly.

The third day, he was talking about how he was going to die soon (what happened to the Macho Mike?) and hadn't slept much - and looked like hell. Gawd, he looked awful. So, the fouth day, he walked in and...

I said, "Hey, Mike."
He looked up glumly, "Yeaaaaah?"
"Snort, snort, snort."
Man, he lit up like he just got the greatest present ever. "It was yooooooouuuuuuu!"

Man, that Mother****er was alive! Just laughed his ass off all night, called his buds, and then some - and called it a night after we wrapped up - the next day he said he'd never slept better and we went out and raised some hell for weeks straight. Good times, they were.

Word got around and I must have had 200 people come up to me and tell me "I hear you like to play practical jokes" and/or "Good!" Gawd, I was popular. After all was said and done, Mike had a lot less enemies, too.

 

i helped some friends that go to the public school replace all the salt in the salt shakers in the cafeteria with powder laxatives. then we removed all the toilet paper from all the bathrooms within a 2-minute jog from the cafeteria, and we covered every other toilet seat with saran wrap.

they just sat at their table and went about their own business and watched as eveything took its toll

 

Back in high school there was this one kid who kept harassing myself and my friends. We started our revenge pretty simple... I would call random 1-800 numbers and leave this guy's number on any answering machine or pager I could reach. His mom received a call at 3am from a chemical company regarding the chemical leak I reported and she called the school getting us busted. Now we told the administration that this would stop if this kid would stop harassing us. When the latter did not happen, well, it was time for phase 2... Every year we have the "milk run" where students run around the block and get to drink some milk. Our agents hit the milk truck and stole a crate of the small milk cartons. We stored the milk in a locker for at least 6 months. End of the school year came around and our agents transported the milk outside. We needed to wear a gas mask while opening the containers.. After that, we waited. I hid behind a truck holding a camera and my buddy stood there holding two containers of the most deformed milk product ever seen. The guy comes out wearing his hawaiian shirt and walks right to us. He puts on his annoyingly smug ******* smirk and says "what?". The milk was tossed, and the guy ended up with it all over his face and chunks in his mouth. I think it put him in shock because he just stood there. The entire parking lot stunk for several days. I even have a picture of the milk in mid-air before hitting the guy.

he went to another school the next year

 

VA Mortality Review: Patient died but electrolytes were normal and chart was complete. Next case.

 

Short and sweet: Went into a new house under construction and found a glue gun full of construction adhesive and proceeded to glue a hammer and their Igloo cooler to the floor. Also glued all the doors and windows shut and dropped a triple coiler in the toilet that wasn't hooked up yet.

 

A group of buddies backpacked up to the top of Mount San Jacinto.
Sitting on top, I reached into my pack and pulled out some plastic champagne flutes and said it was time to celebrate.
One guy piped up and said I can't believe you were stupid enough to haul a bottle of champagne all the way up this mountain!

I replied. "I didn't, You did." I reached into a pocket of his pack and pulled out the bottle.

Erich

 

.........*crickets*

 

That's called, "Vandalism."

 

In junior high school I came up with a trick using those little party snappers that you throw and they explode. My sister had a bathroom next to her room, so I took a snapper and placed it between the little knob on the underside of the toilet seat and the bowl, and on the other side I put a rolled up little ball of toilet paper that would support the weight of the seat until somebody sat down, compressed the little ball and collapsed the snapper, making it go off. the first time I did it to her it was about 11 PM and I heard the yell all the way from that side of the house. Unfortunately, on a subsequent attempt where I used 2 snappers rather than justone, my father was the unsuspecting victim at 2 in the morning, and the next day was not a happy one.

I pulled that prank many a time in high school and a few in college. I hear the little rocks in those really sting when they hit sensitive private areas.