What's The Difference...? | FerrariChat

What's The Difference...?

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by 134282, Aug 21, 2006.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts...?

    Beer nuts are $1.25, but deer nuts are always under a buck.


    Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. :)
     
  2. ChunkyMonkey

    ChunkyMonkey Formula 3

    Feb 27, 2006
    1,582
    Texas, duh
    Full Name:
    Chad
    lol....."Bartender, get this man a drink.....Put it on my tab, because he's apparantly not making any money".....lol
     
  3. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

    Jul 24, 2001
    5,469
    Michigan
    Full Name:
    Jerry Wiersma
    What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
     
  4. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
    Consultant

    Jul 26, 2004
    15,782
    Full Name:
    IgnoranteWest
    What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle's back?

    Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
     
  5. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jul 30, 2001
    24,991
    Dallas, TX
    Full Name:
    Jim E
    What do you call a deer with no eyes?




    No idear.
     
  6. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jul 30, 2001
    24,991
    Dallas, TX
    Full Name:
    Jim E
    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?




    Still no idear.
     
  7. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jul 30, 2001
    24,991
    Dallas, TX
    Full Name:
    Jim E
    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?




    Still no F*****G idear.
     
  8. jungathart

    jungathart Guest

    Jun 11, 2004
    3,376
    NoVA, AmeriKa
    Full Name:
    Komrade Jung
    In my freezer!:)
     
  9. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    Yay, you're back...!
     
  10. jungathart

    jungathart Guest

    Jun 11, 2004
    3,376
    NoVA, AmeriKa
    Full Name:
    Komrade Jung
    Carb, it's good to be back!
     
  11. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
    Consultant

    Jul 26, 2004
    15,782
    Full Name:
    IgnoranteWest
    What is ET short for?






    His legs are small!
     
  12. jungathart

    jungathart Guest

    Jun 11, 2004
    3,376
    NoVA, AmeriKa
    Full Name:
    Komrade Jung
    Dave,
    Did you just hear about the Aggies losing their Hockey team?





    Fall practice!;)
     
  13. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
    Owner

    Apr 3, 2001
    11,238
    Austin, TX
    Full Name:
    Randy
    What do you call a fish with no eyes?







    fsssssssssh!
     
  14. JSinNOLA

    JSinNOLA Two Time F1 World Champ
    Sponsor Lifetime Rossa Owner

    Mar 18, 2002
    20,325
    Denver, CO
    Have you guys seen the latest pirate movie?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    It's rated AARRRRRRRRRRRR :D
     
  15. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Sep 5, 2001
    26,511
    Panther City, Texas
    Full Name:
    WJHMH
    What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Eliphino
     
  16. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
    Consultant

    Jul 26, 2004
    15,782
    Full Name:
    IgnoranteWest
    LOL!

    I might be going to Aggieland soon, I've got cousins that play soccer for A&M and it's a big game or something. They were smart girls when they were in high school, I hope that becoming Aggies didn't change that.
     
  17. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    I hope all is well...
     
  18. ylshih

    ylshih Shogun Assassin
    Honorary Owner

    Mar 21, 2004
    20,530
    Northern CA
    Full Name:
    Yin
    N.B. Etymology of "buck". The term buck for "a dollar" may have originated in the early American deerskin trade. There is a government price list for goods in 1751 South Carolina that measured things in bucks and does. A buck was equal to two does. A doe was equal to one pound of deer skin. For example, a blanket or shroud was priced at 6 does or 3 bucks, a knife was 1 doe, a "Fine Rufel Shirt" was 4 bucks or 8 does, a women's side saddle was 20 bucks or 40 does. A gun was 7 bucks or 14 does, and it was 60 bullets for a doe.
     
  19. jimpo1

    jimpo1 Two Time F1 World Champ
    Owner Silver Subscribed

    Jul 30, 2001
    24,991
    Dallas, TX
    Full Name:
    Jim E
    Doe, a deer, a female deer......
     
  20. BMW.SauberF1Team

    BMW.SauberF1Team F1 World Champ

    Dec 4, 2004
    14,483
    FL
    #20 BMW.SauberF1Team, Aug 24, 2006
    Last edited by a moderator: Sep 7, 2017
  21. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    Yin, that's awesome, thank you...!
     
  22. BMW.SauberF1Team

    BMW.SauberF1Team F1 World Champ

    Dec 4, 2004
    14,483
    FL
    Yes, he is full of fun facts!
     

Share This Page