When will you Yankees get it???

Ship me a case, I'll sell it on Ebay, and split the profits with you.

Gotta tell you, it looks like what my puppy sometimes left on the living room carpet by mistake.

DM.

 

Mike:
We have it...Soylent Green!!
Max loves it, so will you!!
Spread of Kings thing is a couple pages back on the other Bikini thread.
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Yeah, but there was never a hit song that featured puppy poop.

Down Under - Men at Work


Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

 

sortta looks like the pine- tar that we used to swab on the cut off stub end of cattle horns. kept the flies outta their heads. more than likely tasted better than that Vege-o-whatever the heck it is stuff.

 

I thought the smell of vegemite brought a tear to your eye!

Kind of like onions do.

Do you eat your vegemite on toast, a cracker, bread, or do you smear it on road kill to cover the smell?

 

ok vegimite is not THAT good, but its decent. Its nothing to go crazy for.

 

I've bought Kraft Vegemite off the shelf in U.S. - specifically, Gelson's Market @ Franklin & Bronson in Hollywood.

 

Vegemite is OK, but I prefer Marmite. The difference in taste is subtle, but significant.

Steve

 

Funny you should say that - my Kiwi friends have preferences of their own. South Islanders prefer Marmite over Vegemite, while North Islanders are vice versa. Of course, they can't speak for every Kiwi...

BUT

*puts on flame suit*

they do agree...

*puts on a larger one*

that OZ...

*puts on an XL flame suit*

and...

*squeezes into XXL flame suit*

Sport...

*puts an XXXL one on*

should never be mentioned in the same sentence.

*waddles away*

 

Mike:

tell 'em where Vegemite comes from...more people might get interested.

http://www.vegemite.com.au/index.cfm?fuseaction=FactsFiction.welcome

and
http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/vegemite/vegemite.html

 

If it's so good for you, could you honestly use it as a vitamin thingy? Like, if I ate it every day on toast would it be a good alternative to supplements or... *gasp* steroids?

 

You KNOW I had to use this again...MAX made me do it...actually, I'm on call, so I haven't met Max lately...
Loogies are my life.
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Mike I have to agree with you mate, at the moment Kiwi sports teams couldn't win a pi$$ing contest in a kindergarten. They all seem to have perfected the art of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and its all been going southward ever since that "woman" took over the top job.

Its enough to make ya spit.

Steve

 

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heh-heh, I just wanted to use my new graphic. I had both Vegemite and Miamite when I lived in NZ - they are both sick and wrong. But, it did lead for an awesome joke on my 9 yr old brother when I got back I said it was chocolate and he took a HUGE spoonful. He's 17 now and still talks about that one.