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  1. darth550

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    A pilot got on the loudspeaker shortly after takeoff and said to the
    passengers, "Folks, welcome aboard flight seven eighty-nine to
    Cleveland. We'll be flying at thirty-five-thousand feet, and expect
    to land in an hour and a half. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the
    flight."

    Forgetting to turn off the microphone, he turned to his copilot,
    yawned, and said, "Why don't you take over for a while? I'm going to
    take me a big healthy ****, and then I'm gonna shag the brains outta
    that new blonde flight attendant."

    His announcement went over the whole plane. The pretty blonde flight
    attendant heard this and exclaimed, "Oh my God!" and started running
    towards the cockpit.

    An old lady sitting in an aisle seat stopped her and said, "Relax
    honey, he's gotta take a **** first."

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  2. PeterS

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    THAT is funny!
     
  3. rudy

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    That is absolutely funny!
     

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