War Eagle my ass. You guys wussed out when Uncle Bobby got out the ugly stick to whoop up on yo ass. Dr "Come on down by the river" Who
Damn, I'm thinking we need an AU FChat gathering at some point. I've run across three or four AU Alum here on FChat. Troy BS Chemistry 88 MS Physical Chemistry 92
Here lies darth550. Died instantly of a massive coronary, at the age of ninety seven, while bedding his eighteen year old fifth wife. DL
I think a space program accident would be the ideal way to go. I'd die, get vaporized in a fraction of a second and have my ashes spread out into the ocean in a sea burial. Everything gets taken care of in less than a second! I thought about the hot babe scenario, but as it turns out it ruins the girl if she wakes up next to a carcus. Sure, what would you care if you are gone, but just as a courtesy.
Did you REALLY mean " Here lies darth550. Died instantly of a massive coronary, at the age of ninety seven, while having his bedding changed by his eighteen year old nurses aid at the rest home" ?
I'd like to see a Vegan devoured by a man-eating animal. As for me, the best way to die would also involve a critter - hopefully with cameras a-rollin' so y'all can have a good laugh at my expense on When The World's Deadliest And Scariest Giant Squid Girls Gone Wild Attack on FOX.
This is an interesting question. I've been transient for so many years, that I don't have a strong "home" feeling for any one place. Where I'm from in Canada I'm not that enthusiastic about and certainly don't want to end up there. Although I didn't hit the road moving around until about 13, I still feel in many ways like ex-pat kids, who never feel at home in a certain place but globetrot constantly in search of the next big adventure (maybe staying 1-3 years in any given place). The only two things in my life that make me inclined to settle down at all are the knowledge my kids will need some stability (the major external force) and the desire to accumulate cars and wealth (internal force). I do recognize a need for that sense of belonging, sometimes I feel a bit empty because I don't have a preferred 'home' and have issues with my native region and my life growing up there. There's also a struggle because I wonder if where I want to be is because of wealth for me, or because it is where I can do the most good to serve others and make a difference in the world ("where God wants me to be" in a sense). Of course, it could be lucky that this might be the same destination. I hope so. This is getting to a different topic though. Back to the original question, I think I would be most happy finishing my life in Hawaii. My years there were the best so far. I think I'd like to die on a couch next to my wife, overlooking the ocean on our lanai. I hope that I'm not haunted by feelings of "I could have done more" that Oskar Schindler had, but that even if I did people would remember me as a good man who tried.
I will never die, I am eternal. But if I am wrong then I would like to die in hell, then there is no other place to go but Heaven.
I've seen Shorty Price, among many others, do this many times. Dang, I think I just dated myself. rt with a counterpoint Roll Tide!
Didn't you see Total Recall when Arnold and the girl are outside in the Martian atmosphere? Oh wait, it was just a movie and just a dream inside of the movie
