Which F-Chatter Rubs you the wrong way

Careful there Peter

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Sorry Rob, no excuses allowed here, as I told you I'd pop for your R/T ticket on a Saturday at Infineon! The day can start with a six'er of Red Bull to get your energy level up!

 

You two should apply for that drag strip show, "Pinks," and race your karts against eachother.

 

I hate Zupra. I guess.

I mean I didn't, until this thread.

 

Soon enough I'm just going to PICK an enemy just because. Like Jeremy Clarkson said of F1 (and Ralf Shumacher) , "give me someone to HATE."

Hmm... who to pick, who to pick.

I want him to be a good enemy, a worthy adversary. Someone with some special skills, but not better than my secret super-abilities. Maybe a devious mastermind villain bent on world domination. Or perhaps a daunting, physical behemoth with impressive strength and a penchant for destruction.


Perhaps for the former I shall choose ArtherD... albeit unassuming, with his room full of SGI servers and armory of weapons he lies in wait to take over the world's communications and database systems in a blaze of raw polygon-processing power. His partner in crime, VenusOne, crushes her way through small towns and cities wreaking repetitive havoc humiliating the mens' genitalia, making an escape in a loud crossbred Japanese sportscar back to the secret lair where Paul Newman stands guard with a Heckler & Koch sniper rifle enjoying a salad.

 

Pick me, as I'll glue all their hands to their butt's!

 

You can be one of my League of the Democratic Republic, Captain Adhesion!


Either that, or Gluetous Maximus. Take your pick.

 

I'll be the Gluetous Adhesionator!

 

Sounds good. Your backup powers can involve mesmerizing crystals to hypnotize our foes, and a legion of R/C drones to distract and attack.

 

DUDE! Did you move next to a glue factory yesterday?

Whoa!

 

w o w ........ what a thread ...