who has won the ashes

Congrats......... now lets see you dominate us for the next 17 years and then you have earnt the right to brag, OK?

Stupid English, lack of winning anything over the past 50yrs has made you hyperactive

 

The rain will SAVE you the Ashes. Without Rain, this last test match would be almost over!

 

I'm happy for you guys - finally something to get excited about in cricket.

We have won so much and so often that its really not such a big deal.

 

is it Tuesday already ??!!

we will only need 1/2 a day to clean your lot up so don't count the chicks just yet

 

I will say, that Shane Warne is without doubt the best cricketer i have ever seen, absolutely fantastic and a pleasure, albeit frightening, as a pom, to watch.

A great ambassador and personality.

It's just a shame he is playing for the wrong side!

 

I thought with all the press he got about the ladies he was batting for the RIGHT side

 

Australia now only second best team in the world behind...

 

Didn't we stuff you at Rugby a couple of years ago.

 

.....and Button's a lot better driver than Webber too

 

I'm preparing for the end of the world as something's wrong if you guys win anything

paying for the umpires has improved England's cricket no end

 

Your not singing anymore, your not singing anymore!!!!!!!!

 

worth moving to the top again for a few more days at least

 

sorry wrong thread

 

British people are annoying.....oops, sorry wrong thread.

 

what are the ashes?

 

No thats wrong, English people are annoying (SteveF), but the Welsh are great

 

Proving us Aussies still have a sense of humour:

Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.”

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

“No” said Billy, “He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say.”

 

LMAO That is brilliant

 

LMAO

 

why is it allways little billy? lol

 

ahhh that explains why you are so popular in the UK section

I miss Tea Arse, I thought he was funny