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  1. MarkPDX

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    #1 MarkPDX, Jan 3, 2006
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    Hitman Professional Killings

    They even sell shirts......

    yes, I realize the site is a joke
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    LOL! Oh God I gotta show this to my buddy. He's been nicknamed "hitman" since grade 8... for erm, various reasons.
     
  4. FarmerDave

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    If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.
     
  5. MarkPDX

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    How is life in the "insurance" business? :D
     
  6. Alex_V

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    OMG, do you realize that this site is just a joke? :rolleyes:











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  8. FarmerDave

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    Thank you Detective Scrotes.
     
  9. MarkPDX

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    See the small white text at the bottom of my post ;)
     
  10. FarmerDave

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    That's the trouble with you tricky mods. You can edit without a time stamp. Tricky mods. F'n tricky.

    bonus points if you can tell me what cartoon character I'm paraphrasing.
     
  11. MarkPDX

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    #9 MarkPDX, Jan 3, 2006
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    No clue...... FWIW there is a time stamp, you just can't see it :)
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    I don't know any hitmen, but I do know how to contact Tonya Harding. Word on the street is that she will do a knee-capping for a box of twinkies and a fifth of whiskey.
     
  14. OC Speed Junkie

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    "HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals."

    Thats so classic. I find it funny someone took that time to make that sight. I kind of want a shirt.

    Joe
     
  15. Webby

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    The question, Mr. MarkPDX, is what exactly were you searching for on Google when you stumbled across this website? :)
     
  16. MarkPDX

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    Saw it on another forum I frequent and thought it was funny enough to pass along. When I posted the "testamonials" I did change the initials of the "businessman" to P.S. because the problem reminded me of someone here :D
     
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    I charge less money and will consider Ferrari trades.
    LOL....
     

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