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Who is in charge?

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  1. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    "I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate
    Oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

    "I should be in charge," said the stomach,
    "because I process food and give all of you energy."

    "I should be in charge" said the legs,
    "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

    "I should be in charge" said the eyes,
    "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

    "I should be in charge," said the rectum,
    "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

    Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.

    They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

    The moral of the story?

    The as*hole is always in charge!

    Posted by Collette (Mrs. Fan 512bbi) On the rare occasion that I can get on the bloody Pc-- STEVE!
     
  2. coolestkidever

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    I like it, how are you Mrs. BBI
     
  3. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    I'm okay thanks, how are you, I want to join in my own name but Steve won't let me.
     
  4. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    We prefer you to him. :)
     
  5. Zupra

    Zupra F1 Rookie

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    Hey collette! make ur own name.. or poke steves fcar and run like hell!
     
  6. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Thankyou. I prefer me to him also. LOL!
     
  7. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Steve's out at the moment. Would like to join under my own name but Steve won't show me how to do it. Only because he is scared that I may just take over the computer!
     
  8. Zupra

    Zupra F1 Rookie

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    ok click user controls log out. then click signin and click register and fill it out ok?
     
  9. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Thankyou I'll try that now before Steve comes back.
     
  10. Zupra

    Zupra F1 Rookie

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    ok sign up as Ms. Fan512bbi
     
  11. Zupra

    Zupra F1 Rookie

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    YAY U DID IT!
     
  12. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    I tried to join but my E-MAIL address is the same as Steves, and it keeps saying E-MAIL address is in use by another member, so i dont know what to do.
     
  13. Zupra

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    umm go to yahoo and make an email
     

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