Who is your bane on existence

Ahhh, hahaha. That's hilarious!

"This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."

D.G. -- Retired Truck Driver

Greatest Hits
Top 10 List -- according to newspaper coverage



1 -- Shrunken Head Identified as That of a Corporate Big Wig

2 -- Unidentified Human Remains Found in Can of Dog Food

3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

4 -- Used-car Dealer Drowns in Public Restroom

5 -- Prominent Local Politician Dies in a Whorehouse

6 -- Parachutist Falls to his Death as Chute Fails to Open

7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

8 -- Rapist Released on a Technicality Found Technically Dead

9 -- Surgeon Dies in Apparent Self-surgery Attempt

10 -- Poet Commits Suicide by Firing Two Rounds into Own Head

 

looks to be a novelty t-shirt site......but to see some really off the wall shirts go to

www.tshirthell.com

 

A little too close to home, that.


http://ferrarichat.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134549843&postcount=5

 

Once again, that fascinates me. Did you tell anybody you were doing it?

 

That site is hilarious...! i read every page with intense fascination... Very well done... Has anyone hesitated sending a message merely because it might actually be real...? i can't wait for Gus to see that site...!

 

What are ya crazy? They'd think I was...well....crazy!

 

Hmm, I do all my own surgery at home as well (other than dental fillings). Fewer scars than the few "professional" jobs I had when a kid (a wart removal and stitches in a couple lacerations) - let's here it for super glue!

Unlike Uro, I'm not a doctor either

p.s.: no joke

 

There is a Urologist in town that did his own vasectomy. Even people that don't know that think he is crazy. One of our surgeons, now retired, performed his own gastroscopy. He is also alittle off.

 

*Whistling and looking around at the ceiling*

 

At 7:22am, I'm declaring this post of the day.