wHo sAys yOu nEeD a rEaL fErRaRi tO pIcK uP hOt cHiCs

Yeah it is a good thread. Provided many laughs around the office.

But should we all be laughing or shaking our heads in shame....???

 

No, I did not! And the reason why I asked if he made his shirt, because he made his car and...

 

Forget about "who says you need a real ferrari to pick up hot chics." Only a pathetic loser would use a ferrari to pick up hot chicks. I wonder what that makes you. A POS owner that lies to mediocre chicks, not even picking them up, claiming to own a ferrari. You are a true true disgrace to the world.

 

All adjusted quotes in RED

 

YA, that's where the Gallo Salami is! (GalloLamRossa)

 

Kato, you fuel!

They want to know if you drive an official green electric hybrid with a cow-friendly interior.

(The Times, they are a-changin' ... into the National Enquirer.)

Alternate response:
"So what kind of car do you drive"
"A big white one, with wings and windows, and it looks like a giant Tylenol."
... and don't call me Shirley.

 

This guy and his car are both really cute. But dress and car choice are matters of personal preference. Not everyone likes Ferrari.

 

Not everyone likes Ferrari. True
But nearly everyone here dislikes this Nobjockey....

Here are some memberships to his fan club......Oohhh your the first member!

 

I have no idea how this guy can come to this board knowing that he will be laughed off it everytime.

By the way, i like how u are wearing sunglasses inside.

 

Bet those hoes loved it too. Wow. What a catch. The sunnies. The Ferrari. Geez. All thats missing is a brain....

 

I just noticed this, he has to lie to get women!!!!


(Well, as if we did not know.)

Looking at the outfit how much you wanna bet he really wanted to BE a girl??

 

Lamarossa,

you da man! those chics are so hawt! damn. if only i could aspire to yur level. Im hittin' up home depot tommorrow and gettin my ride some mad FeRRarie style. any tips you can give me wood be appreciated.


And now, for the rest of the board:

Why is this guy still here? I understand the common bond we all share, but this mother****** might as well be speaking automobile Klingon. I would kick those chicks out of bed for eating crackers.. and I certainly wouldn't brag about them on an international forum. Tool #00001 needs to get his priorities straight.

-Chris

 

He is here because Gary Green is not.....Hell, we need somebody to laugh at!

 

Yeah, LT would have banned this guy in no time... it's not quite the same as CC though

 

Why is this guy still here? I understand the common bond we all share, but this mother****** might as well be speaking automobile Klingon. I would kick those chicks out of bed for eating crackers.. and I certainly wouldn't brag about them on an international forum. Tool #00001 needs to get his priorities straight.

-Chris[/QUOTE]

Please don't ban him, the best laugh I've had in days!

 

Good point, I guess you have to take the good with the bad.. the problem is that there is no such thing as bad PR. He might very well end up on some public TV network extolling the virtues of dressing up your near-econobox to pull chicks not worthy of licking my shoes. Where would we be then?

It's called evolution- in earlier times, Lamarossa would be lion fodder; thanks to the wonder of the intarweb, he's a celebrity. Someone has to pull the plug before we end up with a sub-species of short, brain-dead-floral-print-wearing wannabe's who delude themselves into thinking that toyota = ferrari.

On the other hand, I do need someone who can execute such tasks as mowing my lawn and shampooing my carpets.. I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

-Chris

 

Everyone play nice.

 

i thought about buying a shirt like that ... 30 YEARS AGO

 

Mike360, you're on a role!

My sentiments exactly!

 

Did anyone else notice that 3 of the 6 pic's have the skirts touching each others butt?

 

Striker!!

 

For the second day in a row, I have gotten out of bed, grabbed some coffee, visited FerrariChat, and laughed hysterically at this thread.

Lamarossa, the misguided Ferrari "enthusiast" must not be banned from FChat!!! He is our jester, and we should enjoy him for what he is. He must have a great sense of humor; as Patrick says, he keeps coming back to the board!!!

 

...in a Jigalo kind of way...

"I'm just a jigalo, and everywhere I go, people see the part I'm playin'
Pay for every dance, selling each romance, ooo what they sayin'...."

AROUND HERE THEY DO ! ! !

 

OMFG. I can't believe all of you guys, ripping on this poor chap. You should be ashamed.

This guy started out as a Ferrari enthusiast, who owned a car, but it wasn't a Ferrari. Since he couldn't afford one (I mean, he's a young guy, probably still in HS or college) he decided to make one.

Lamarossa jumped into the project with such enthusiasm, that he negelected to read the warning labels on all the paint thinner, bondo, fiberglass resin, primer, and rattlecan paint while creating his masterpiece in his one-car garage with the door closed. (It wasn't intentionally reckless behavior, he was just so excited about his idea that he plum forgot to read the directions. Besides, he didn't want someone seeing it before it's finished, they might try to steal his idea, or worse, publish spy shots in FORZA!)

So you see, Lamarossa is misguided, only as a direct result of his love for Ferrari. It would be discrimination against a person who was crippled while chasing his dreams.

Please, do not ban this user!

 

LOL... someone should send "spy shots" of his car to Forza!