Phoned the hotel and the manager asked me " whats it all in aid of" I explained that its all to do with Ferrarichat.com and a gathering at Silverstone for a trackday and social meet. He explained that he appreciates the business and that a Mr Fiveonetwo (Foriegn he presumes) contacted him and demanded the Suite of rooms reserved for Micheal Schumacher on top of the new BRDC building, over looking the "complex" and start finish line.He also had the "audacity" to demand several bottles of his finest Champagne, on ice of course, and that there would be no less than three young ballerinas joining him on his arrival. TWOTOOMANY
Dear Comrade Twotoot-Twotoomany M8, I do regret that I shall not be able to stay overnight. I have been seconded onto the RAY360M entourage to take up my usual position as rear gunner and from which I shall peel off to duff up any Porsche having the temerity to come within 100 yards of our Red Car convoy. Concerning the ballerina's - I do only have just the one - along with the opera singer of course. I can't manage three these days, so therefore must divest myself of this marathon opportunity and place the ballerina's within the tender care and protection of the excellent Moderator Toe-knee Hand-cock. He is to run a raffle on the basis of 'Winner Takes All.' With kind regards, 512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse
Dear Comrade 512 Not stopping for Tea Arse, It is a great pity you will not be stopping over in the magnificent hotel. We had primed the local ballerina to be of mighty assistance to you - instead Toe-Knee Hand-Cock takes the challenge. Poor Foxy-sweetheart-poppet will miss thee much as you were her only toilet partner. She will have to make do with someone else.... Kind regards Lee
Dear Comrade Lee Potter M8, Perhaps another raffle could be inaugurated? With kind regards, 512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse - Raffle Coordinater
I'm now meeting up with Ric and Tony on the West side of the M25 at 5. Therefore I'll be at Clacketts between 4.15-4.30 Anybody that cares to join me is more than welcome, I'll PM the exact meeting point further round the M25 if anybody wants it. For those that I don't see there, I'll see you up at the hotel
By the sounds of it you'll be in with the cars, with a plastic bowl for refreshment. Try not to pee on the alloys now Foxy x
Mr Tea Arse, It does seem as though I will now not be able to stay overnight, so may Cal and I join you in "bringing up the rear" on your red convoy? Foxy x
...note to self.... Must remember to hire a dozen clarion to blow a fanfare for the arrival of Tea Arse!
Graham I am dropping kids back home on the way to S/stone, so will be in the M20 area, will endeavour to meet at Clacketts - as not met there b4 pls send me precise details of meet point. Thanks - Kevan
Good Afternoon Pulchritudinous Foxy, Poppet, Sweetheart - Princess of Ferraristii Chatterbox's, Of course you may join our caravan of Dream Machines. I await the word from RAY360M and to whom I am to meet at his home on Monday morning. If you care to send an E-mail to me I shall do my best endeavours to provide you with full information as to our point of rendezvous. 512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse - Silver Shadowed - Silver Haired - Silver Tongued
Here's the list of Fcars attending; 51 D11VE:J Ferrari,575M Maranello,Rosso 59 AJH348 Ferrari,348,Red 60 jcj360 Ferrari,360 CS,Red 64 keir Ferrari,355 CHALLENGE,RED 70 jcj360 Ferrari,360 CS,Red Oh and me 69 400SPYDER MERCEDES,CLK 55 AMG,SILVER
It's the Clackett Lane service station on the M25, midway between J5 & J6. I'll be in the westbound side. It's only a small car park so you should be able to pick me out fairly easily
After some good ol' fashioned compromise with the girlfriend looks like I'll be there on Monday after all. Phew. I bet you were all dying to know that!
Bring one for please Graham - may get a bit peckish between Sunday roast with the kids and the light snack at the hotel in the evening!!
Would love to oblige mate but you can't make a decent pie butty without a Hollands meat pie. And as you can't get them down here I'm somewhat struggling. These soft Southern pies just aren't up to the job.
