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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    The scene is set, night, cold, campfire, stars twinkle in the dark
    night sky...

    Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa
    and the other from New Zealand, are sitting around a campfire near
    Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous.

    A night of tall tales begins.... Kiven ,the Kiwi says, "I must be the
    meanest, toughest hang glider dude there es. Why, just the other day,
    I landed in a field, scared a crocodile who got loose from the swamp
    which ate six men before I wrestled it to the ground... with my bare
    hands".

    Jerry from South Africa typically can't stand to be bettered. "Well
    you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight on a tiny trail and a
    fifteen foot Namibian desert snike slid out from under a rock and
    made a move for me. I grebbed thet borsted with my bare hinds and
    beet it's head orf ind sucked the poison down in one gulp. Ind I'm
    still here todaiy".

    Barry the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his
    penis.

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  3. wax

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  4. Matt LaMotte

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    LMAO.....Good joke!
     
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