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  1. Rev.ATARI

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    Leland Jones
    #1 Rev.ATARI, Nov 16, 2004
    Got this from another forum

    DR. SEUSS:

    Did the chicken cross the road?
    Did he cross it with a toad?
    Yes, The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been
    told!


    ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

    To die. In the rain.


    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:

    I envision a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown
    or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motives
    called into question.


    GRANDPA:

    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
    told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.


    REV.FRED NILE:

    Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
    the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
    side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that
    chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. It is
    the will of Jesus and the Lord that we boycott all chickens until we sort
    out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
    harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to
    cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.


    ARISTOTLE:

    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.



    KARL MARX:

    It was a historical inevitability.


    SADDAM HUSSEIN:

    This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and vilolence by
    counter-revolutionary terrorists and we were forced to defend ourselves from
    the menace of the chicken by dropping 500 tons of
    nerve gas on it.


    RONALD REAGAN:

    What chicken?


    CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:

    To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


    FOX MULDER:

    You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
    have to cross before you believe it's true?


    FREUD:

    The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
    road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. How do you feel about your
    mother?


    BILL GATES:

    We have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads,
    but will lay eggs (only in the proprietary brown_ms.egg format), file your
    important documents, and balance your chequebook and Internet Explorer is an
    inextricable part of eChicken.


    THE CIA:

    Who told you about the chicken? Did you see the chicken? There was no
    chicken. Please step into the car, sir.


    EINSTEIN:

    Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
    chicken?


    BILL CLINTON:

    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
    chicken? Could you define the word "chicken"?
     

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