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  1. PatrickShim

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    #1 PatrickShim, Aug 11, 2005
    A friend of mine has a little kid, and she was asking me why her poop look like chocholate...

    and I didn't have any answer for that, other than telling her not to eat it. :)


    Anyone have answer for that?

    Haha.
     
  2. LetsJet

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    #2 LetsJet, Aug 11, 2005
    Because you eat too much chocolate..........
     
  3. Jerrari

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    #3 Jerrari, Aug 11, 2005
    Ya........GET OFF THE SAUCE!!!
     
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    #4 UroTrash, Aug 11, 2005
    It is chocolate, try it.
     
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    #5 BWS550, Aug 11, 2005
    NICE QUOTE, YA BASTARD!!
     
  6. El Wayne

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    #6 El Wayne, Aug 11, 2005
    As you know, the body is constantly replacing its own blood supply. As the old red blood cells are broken down by the liver and bone marrow, the pigment bilirubin is discarded. It's the iron-rich bilirubin that lends the brown color...

    Iron-rich chocolate!
     
  7. Pagani16

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    #7 Pagani16, Aug 11, 2005
    T.M.I. nice to know.
     
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  9. MarkPDX

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    #9 MarkPDX, Aug 11, 2005
    Alright Mr. Smarty...... What color crap do animals like crustaceans have since their blood contains cyanoglobin rather than hemoglobin?
     
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    #10 LetsJet, Aug 11, 2005
    Green
     
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    #11 darth550, Aug 11, 2005
    Patrick! You not only WON'T have any luck with little baby girls either, you will more than likely wind up in prison AFTER the kid's father pounds you to within an inch of your life!

    My advice to you buddy!;)
     
  12. FarmerDave

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    #12 FarmerDave, Aug 11, 2005
    I'm gonna have that late '80s 2 Live Crew "Doo Doo Brown" song stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
     
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    #13 UroTrash, Aug 11, 2005
    Wayne is absolutely correct. A renaissance man, that's our Wayne.
     
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    #15 UroTrash, Aug 11, 2005

    Speaking of bilirubin turning turds brown, wouldn't it be unfortunate for Ms. Ruben to name her precious newborn William?
     
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    #16 134282, Aug 11, 2005
    This is such a sh!tty thread...
     
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    #18 parkerfe, Aug 11, 2005
    A black stool can indicate internal bleeding/ulser, ect... I would go to my doctor for a stool sample test ASAP.
     
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    #19 134282, Aug 11, 2005
    Holy ****, that's hilarious...! That article is awesome...! i laughed myself silly... i especially liked this:

    LMAO...!
     
  20. Ryan S.

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    #20 Ryan S., Aug 11, 2005
    someone should make their screen name Billy Rubin, lol...
     
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    #21 134282, Aug 11, 2005
    Click here...


    Farmer D., do you have any software that healthcare providers give to agents that allows you to search an entire network for a provider by specialty and/or surname...? Finding a proctologist whose name is actually Billy Rubin would make my day... :)
     
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    #22 AJS328, Aug 11, 2005
    It was actually by 2 Hype Brothers and a Dog
     
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    #24 darth550, Aug 11, 2005
    You're a GUSHER of information!
     
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