Because I can't afford it waxing cooches!
Ha ha ha... I was there for this brilliant pronouncement. But I don't want to take away from Shivam's story. Come on Shivam... share the humor.
Yeah dude, you have got to come out with us sometime. Don't worry, if Shivam doesn't tell the story soon, I will.
lol or rather I choose not to type the whole thing. Ive had a blackberry for over 4 years now and still hate typing on it.
So Shivam, Hovik and I are at a bar last night.... Not much place to sit, so we squeeze in next to a couple girls at the next table... Neither are stunning by any means, but one of them is downright scary... Let's just say the night got really... funny. After the scary one alternately tries to hump me (seriously, 12 seconds after meeting her she tries to sit in my lap) and Shivam (and, later, we find out, some random guy on the street), we decide to go outside and talk to the apparently sane, definitely funny one of the two. We find out her career: "Aesthetics". Which apparently means waxing and facial care. Hmmm.... Did I mention she was from North Carolina? So we're chatting and before long we're discussing women's bikini waxes and the bizarre things this girl sees when she's working... Half way through this conversation, Hovik asks the girl how often she waxes her own, ahem, stuff. I'm about to choke on my own laughter but this girl, true to form, answers him without missing a beat (twice a month, right Hovik?). Finally, not sure how, but the discussion gravitates toward cars, when this girl pronounces (after dismissing Ferraris, not yet knowing I have one), that the BMW M5 is her favorite car. So then Hovik or Shivam (I forget who) asks her: "So why don't you get an M5"? To which she responds, out loud -- on the sidewalk -- " 'Cause I can't afford it waxing coochies!" About 9 solid minutes of uncontrollable laughter later, Shivam has the bright idea of posting the quote Hope you liked it.
thats a great tale. on, yet off topic, im seriously considering getting one to replace the current sedan in time. I raced the new m5s down at the michelin test track over the summer, and if you have ever seen the top gear video of the new one, when clarkson presses the M button, the feeling that comes over you is exactly like that when your drive it. honestly try drifting any other sedan around a circuit at 120, its just amazing.
Listen man im down as down can be. But my brother is in the hospital and had several surgeries this week , so i was there every night after work My bad about Friday night, i wanted to go badly and felt really messed up ! Next time its a DEFINITE!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY ***INGGGGGGG GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! No joke, if i were there with you guys, you would have been embarrassed of how hard i would have been laughing on the ground LOL!
why would i rent it? other than to get a feel for it around town, i spent three days with it on a track and i love the thing. when i said i was going to replace the current sedan with it i didn't mean anytime soon, whenever the time comes, thats on the top of the list at the moment, followed by the quattroporte
Dude! Sorry to hear about your brother! Is he ok?? I certainly hope he's alright man. Being there for family is obviously far more important than any stupid club or bar, so clearly we can all understand. You're welcome out with us whenever you can make it. Cheers, J.
Oh man... you don't want to know. Actually, we stopped her before she could get into much detail, and the rest of the story was just so much funnier.... Just think hair. Lots and lots of hair. Sometimes shaved into a heart-shape. (No, not kidding.)
