Why Ferraris Are Better Than Women/(men)

A Ferrari can help you get a woman but will a woman help you get a Ferrari????

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A Ferrari will beg to be ridden hard and put away wet.

 

'Cause a Ferrari won't B!tch about you having 2 Ferraris?

 

Because they don't talk back to you?

 

Wait wait wait... even better

Because a Ferrari does not talk WHATSOEVER??!!

 

Wait it get's even better.

Because I would rather spend the rest of my life with a Ferrari than with any other thing in the entire universe?

I get to choose the Ferrari though.

 

ferraris scream for more.......and need service often.....
Ferraris like to be watched......
Ferraris dont like it rough, but driven long hard and smooth....
Ferraris need foreplay to warm them up yet dont expect to be cuddled after a long workout.....and they smell better (its addicting)
They love to go topless, not just at the beach.

They never smell like tuna?......(is that bad)

MM

 

Or maybe a Ferrari won't b!tch about having two women?

 

You can ride in the Ferrari every day of the month.

 

"Small" guys fit better in a Ferrari

 

some Ferraris have 12 holes.

 

I can play with it as long and as hard as I want.
When I'm done playing, I don't have to have a conversation with it.
It always makes me look good.
It won't ask me to go fetch a beer.
It doesn't snore, but it roars!
It is the ultimate arm charm.
Young or old, clean or dirty, wet or dry- it will always look damn hot!
I know exactly where it is every night.
It might try to break my bank account, but at least it won't ever try to break my heart!!!!

 

if you get tired of your Ferrari you can trade it in for a new one !

 

old Ferraris still look good... some even better than new

 

it doesnt take hours to get ready to go out.