why !!!

Yesterday night I came home and began searching in my pockets for my phone, I was going to text a friend to say come over and have a drink with us. (Me and my girlfriend.) I could not find it so I began searching through my car, drove back to my office to see if I had left it there, Went to the restaurant to see if it was there. I began to think I had just dropped it on our walk through the town. then my house phone rings so as usual I answered it and there was this lady say "me find phone but me no speak english call back 10pm when husband home" so feeling a little more relieved I sat back and relaxed and waited for 10pm to roll on. I phoned this lady back up on the number she gave me - No answer. I phoned my mobile again - No answer. I woke up this morning with a text on my girlfriends phone saying - Me nice guy I want to meet you sexy girl - This was from the guy who had "found" my phone. Then her phone rings, it was the SAME number from the text and calls, my girlfriend answers and puts it on speaker, well lets say this guy was talking discusting things! then he laughs and says "I got your phone from your pocket" so I called the police and reported my phone stolen. well I sat down and thought, why on earth would some one want a poxy phone (damaged my old one so was using an old phone from a previous contract) that was worth approx £50. My wallet was in the same pocket with above of £1000 in it (I was going in to pay for a holiday) I had keys to an F355 in my pocket (clearly marked by the aftermarket F355 keyring and the ferrari logo on my key. Now if you go into the only car park in the town we were in, it wont be hard to spot the only F - car in there. will it?) if you were said criminal which now is long gone with my phone would you just stop at the phone or would you take another item? I wouldnt of noticed as I was wearing a loose coat, my items were in the pocket in said coat, you could of easily taken my wallet, keys, or ipod. I would not of tried to confront the criminal(s) if I had of caught them in the act, I would of handed them over and then bought it to the attention of the local police etc. *rant over*
what are your views on this idiotic lunacy?
Yours thankfully
Jamie

 

well um in england criminals are well known to carry knifes etc, no car, no amount of money, nothing is worth having a knife into my stomache or other places, if they wanted it I would of let them have it and then raped the backside off of my insurance