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Wierd Crash #1: Caption contest.

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  1. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

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    #1 F1Ace, Aug 12, 2004
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  2. matterhorn762

    matterhorn762 Formula Junior

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    Looks fake to me. Car is a bit blurry - like it's in motion. Also, the way it's oriented makes no sense in relation to the roof damage.
     
  3. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

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    I assure you it's legit. Their site says it happened when someone backed out of a parkade. I guess it's off to the left out of sight. Also, I "sharpened" the picture a bit. Perhaps the car area didn't respond as well.

    Wes
     
  4. enjoythemusic

    enjoythemusic F1 World Champ

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    Um, why yes ma'am. We ARE indeed your drive through roofers...
     
  5. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

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    This just looks to me like someone got one of those car stackers, doesn't it?
    There's always room for "one more" car.
     
  6. gentry

    gentry Guest

    "Honey, where is the car?"

    "Am I between the lines Morty?"

    "Hello, 911? I just got rear ended by a house."
     
  7. richard_wallace

    richard_wallace Formula 3

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    House for sale... Great Yard, Strong Construction, Great Windows including a large Skylight errrr Buick Skyline in the roof..
     
  8. LetsJet

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    House for sale : "Beautiful roof top view"
    House for sale : "With garage"
    House for sale : "Car included at no additional charge!"
     
  9. 4REman

    4REman Rookie

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    You too can have your own home based business....build Skylines in your spare time in the convenience of your own bedroom. This is multi-level marketing at its best! Don't delay-call now!
     
  10. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

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    "Psssst....Honey, you awake? I think "junior's" home."
     
  11. vincent355

    vincent355 F1 Veteran
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    Damn, I knew we shouldn't have modded the lift with those air cylinders!
     
  12. sjb509

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    A Mercury Sable is considered a "Wrecked Exotic"?
     
  13. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

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    It's from their "wierd crashes" section.

    "This is that magical time when the stork delivers each new car..."
     
  14. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie
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    Sorry guys it’s a slow day today! I just cant get enough of her!

    I had to inviter her over, she is a great house sitter….

    PD
     
  15. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

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    Ohhh Pimpdaddy...YOU RULE!!!!

    That's hilarious...I'm crying!

    Wes
     
  16. imperial83

    imperial83 F1 Rookie
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    That is funny! :D
     
  17. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie
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    Ask me how I met her….

    PD
     
  18. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

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    OK, so I'll take the bait.

    "So, how did you meet this fine specimen of a (ugh) woman?"

    (Somehow I seem to have lost my sx drive?)

    Wes
     
  19. speedy_sam

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    Sergei Bubka ... you are taking your work too far ...
     
  20. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie
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    It was a dreamy summer day and I walked into the auto shop and POW!! There she was! Welding and grinding …that pink mask did it for me! ohhh man I had to have her!!

    PD
     
  21. 3DMotorsports

    3DMotorsports Rookie

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    That pic is fake. Look at the front of the hood and right above it. Photoshop.
     
  22. C. Losito

    C. Losito Formula Junior

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    "It's ok, I had Subway for lunch."
     
  23. sjb509

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    Pimpdaddy's Hot Date Kit:
    1. Box of twinkies to get her in the mood.
    2. Quart of half & half to wash down the Twinkies.
    3. Sifted flour for moisture detection.
    4. Snorkel.
    5. Extra box of twinkies for post-coital nourishment.

    Go man Go!
     
  24. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie
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    ASK ME HOW MY FIRST DATE WENT...

    PD
     
  25. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

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    "For every man, there's a woman."

    This is the Michelin man's woman!
    Yet you went out with her.

    So, how did your first date go?

    Wes
     

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