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Wife or G/F pregnant?

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Fan512bbi, Jan 12, 2006.

  1. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 Fan512bbi, Jan 12, 2006
    Well dont say any of the following to her :)


    17. "I finished the Oreo's."

    16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."

    15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby."

    14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."

    13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl."

    12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

    11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

    10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"

    9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

    8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

    7. "Get your *own* ice cream."

    6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

    5. "Got milk?"

    4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

    3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"

    2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."

    And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant...

    1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."
     

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  2. mattymouse33

    mattymouse33 F1 Rookie

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    #2 mattymouse33, Jan 12, 2006
    both unfortunately!

    Nah I'm only kidding!
     
  3. Enzo

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    #3 Enzo, Jan 12, 2006
    with a wife that is 8 1/2 months pregnant right now I better keep my mouth shut
     
  4. neilmac

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    #4 neilmac, Jan 12, 2006
    'I don't know what some of you women would do if you had to rough it!'

    'I'll bring your blue jeans to the hospital for you to wear after the baby's born.'

    'How can it hurt so much? You women were built for this, weren't you?'

    'Next one'll be easier, honey. Once the road's been paved, the drive is a lot smoother.'

    Neil
     
  5. moretti

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    #5 moretti, Jan 12, 2006
    been there,, not good :(
     

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  6. Dubai Vol

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    #6 Dubai Vol, Jan 12, 2006
    VASECTOMY means never having to hear "I'm pregnant." :)
     
  7. wax

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    #7 wax, Jan 12, 2006
    "Why don't you waddle on over to the kitchen and fetch me a beer, woman."
     
  8. ^@#&

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    #8 ^@#&, Jan 12, 2006
    it also means having a sharp object waaaaaay too close to your balls
     
  9. moretti

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    #9 moretti, Jan 12, 2006
    I know 2 guys with 4 kids between them since the vasectomy,
     

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  10. LLM

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    #10 LLM, Jan 12, 2006
    What if your wife AND G/F are pregnant??? How would that change the list?
     
  11. ylshih

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    #11 ylshih, Jan 12, 2006
    It takes two, but no one said which two :D
     
  12. Webby

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    #12 Webby, Jan 12, 2006
    ohhh wax :) you crack me up!
     
  13. Ferrari0324

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    #13 Ferrari0324, Jan 12, 2006
    "I'm telling you, my other baby is cuter."
     
  14. Mike360

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    #14 Mike360, Jan 12, 2006
    Thought this was a serious thread.

    Well anyways, my wifey is due in 2 months!

    Getting jittery by the day!
     
  15. mattymouse33

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    #15 mattymouse33, Jan 12, 2006
    Christ i dread to think!
     
  16. jungathart

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    #16 jungathart, Jan 12, 2006
    Congrats! Your first?
     

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