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Will a 4RE improve my sex life

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  1. porschefan1013

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    I've heard that you get layed every night of the week w/ a Ferrari...how much should I spend. I want to get ***** every other hour.
     
  2. ArtM3

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    A plastic doll is cheaper.
     
  3. porschefan1013

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    yeah but no one can see my plastic doll...I wanna be a poseur and I thought that's why all these mooks bought ferraris...w/ F1 paddle shifters
     
  4. ArtM3

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    Get a fiero and convert it to a testarosa.
     
  5. porschefan1013

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    Good idea but I think my friends at the yacht club will notice

    and what's the point of selling cocaine if you're not going to spend all that money
     
  6. Marv800

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    is testarossa car?
     
  7. Gilles27

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    This is really good material. A-game all the way.
     
  8. Whisky

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    Depends where you live.

    If you live in Hollywood, no.

    But if you live in Des Moines, IA, yes.
     
  9. Meister

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    That's funny...love those corn fed girls!

    "How do you spell Ferrari..."

    "Let me show you while you take off your shirt....." =)
     
  10. Bullfighter

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    Lol. That $15 subscription seems steep all of a sudden.
     
  11. WILLIAM H

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    you know what the difference is between a hedgehog and a Porsche ?

    on the hedgehog the pricks are on the outside :)
     
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  13. fcman

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    On the contrary I feel most porsche owners are very approachable, it's the BMW owners who are pricks, for some reason they think they are better than everyone else because they drive a Bimmer. They aren't even that expensive. I don't get it.
     
  14. J.P.Sarti

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    Yeah Porsches don't cut it with women very well, they like them but they don't pull them in with no effort on your part, a nice Ferrari wil do all the work for you you just sit there and they will approach, I suggest a nice later model or older v12 it will work wonders, make you better looking and more attractive, chicks and groupie women will be all over you like a cheap suit, get one you don't know what you are missing, finding time for all of them it the hardest part believe me ask me now thank me later.
     
  15. Buzz48317

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    In Des Moines I'd bet that you get laid faster in a King Ranch F-250 than a Ferrari.
     
  16. jungathart

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    More back seat room.
     
  17. Dr Tommy Cosgrove

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    It will if you like ****ing guys. WAY more men stop and ask about my Ferrari than do women.
     
  18. Sheldon

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    I see it all the time.
     
  19. Whisky

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    +1
     
  20. 134282

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    I'd say it depends on the Porsche... I think a 356 Speedster will reel in more chicks than your average 996...
     
  21. Whisky

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    No, because if you have an F-car, wimmen think you are rich, they can 'whip' you, and you can take them away from cowtown, and they will live happily ever after........
     
  22. jhsalah

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    The truth has been spoken. I only wish women noticed my car 1/4 as much as 15 year old boys. Unfortunately for me, I'm not Michael Jackson, so that doesn't do it for me at all. But hey, my girlfriend likes the car, and that's enough for me at the end of the day because I *know* who I'm going home with.

    Oh, and a couple more things, first if you can't be bothered to spell "Ferrari" instead of "4RE", I think you've got to work a little harder for any sex life and, second, to "porschefan" and his "poseur" and "mook" comments: dude, you're just not very funny. Sorry, hate to burst your self-important bubble.
     
  23. mrdigital

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    your b u t t might get a little sore..........
     
  24. CMY

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    I'd really like to know what a woman's reaction would be to bringing a car into the bedroom with you..
     
  25. Fan512bbi

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    And you come over as a dickhead :(
     

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