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Windows XP support outsourced to New Jersey

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  1. TestShoot

    TestShoot F1 World Champ

    Sep 1, 2003
    10,248
    Beverly Hills
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    King Koopa
    Windows XP support outsourced to New Jersey
    Dear Consumas:
    It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies udda Windows XP NewJoisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey.
    If youse got one a dese, you may need some help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken. When youse start da program, instead a da usual hary stringy like music, you hear a little Springsten. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.
    Please also note:
    Recycle bin is labeled "Newark"
    My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa"
    The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"
    Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased" or "Rubbed Out"
    Control Panel is known as "Da Bosses
    "Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin' da Family Business" and will actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it down
    Hard Drive is referred to as "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore"
    Instead of an error message, "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.
    Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:
    OK .. . . . Sure ting
    Cancel . . . . Fugeddaboudit
    Reset . . . . Start ova
    Yes . . . . Yeah
    No . . . . Nah
    Find . . . . Put a Contract Out On
    Browse . . . . Get a Looksee
    Back . . . .. U-Toin
    Help . . . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa
    Stop . . . . Knock it Off
    Start . . . . Move it
    Settings . . . . Here's da Rules
    We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition.
    You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
    You gotta problem wit dat?
     
  2. tvrfreak

    tvrfreak F1 Rookie
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    Mar 31, 2003
    3,879
    Arkansas
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    F K
    Funny stuff...here's some more I came up with.

    Applications (good fellas)
    ------------
    MS Excel = Bookie
    Paintbrush = Paintin' 'n ****
    Assistant = Mikey

    Operations
    -----------
    Alert = Bustin' yo chops
    Select = Casin' the joint
    Cut = nickin' it
    Paste = Slappin' it back
    Export = Sendin' it down the riva
    Import = Fell offa da truck and ya gots it!
     
  3. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,617
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    Carbon McCoy
    Test, Faisal - LMAO...!!!
     

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