As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter it's Pennsylvania and I drive the SALT TRUCK!"
That same blonde, when she first got her licence, it was winter, and her father gave her some sage advice. "Honey, if you ever get caught in a snowstorm, the safest place for you is behind one of the plow trucks, it may be slow, but it will definitely be the safest place as he will clear the path for you". Well, only a few days later did a blizzard overcome the area and this blonde was leaving the gym to go home. She searched high and low and finally found a plow truck and tucked her car safely in behind and followed him. For several hours. Just continually following him. All the while, the driver kept glancing back at her in his rear view mirror with a puzzled look on his face. This went on for several hours until he stopped his truck, got out, went back to see her. "Hi I'm Mark with the county. Whats up?" She then explained what she was doing and the advice her father gave her. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Well then, " continued Mark, "thats fine, I'm just about done here at Target you can follow me to the Wal-Mart if you like. Have a nice night." ~~~ Chris ; )
That same blonde was driving behind a truck. She proceeds to continuously ram the back of the truck for no apparent reason. The truck driver finally pulls over. (as well as signaling for her to pull over.) Infuriated, he gets out of the truck with a piece of rope. He puts the rope on the ground in a circle. "Get out of the car" the truck driver says. "Stand in this circle and DON'T step out of it." The blonde does this while the truck owner goes in his truck and gets a baseball bat. He goes over to the blonde's car and smashes off the mirror. The blonde chuckles. He then smashes a tail light. She laughs a little harder. Very angry now, he smashes the side of the car, leaving a huge dent. She laughs uncontrollably. The truck driver finally yells "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?" The blonde responds... . . . . . . . . . . . . . "While your back was turned, I stepped out of the circle!"
