Michael Jackson is going to call Stevie Wonder as a witness?? OK....Dare I ask, at the risk of sounding insensitive, WTF??? DL
I said WTF for all the celeb witnesses he plans to call. What do they add for him? It REEKS of desperation & a desire to dazzle & distract the jury. Methinks the jury will see it for what it is: a desperate stunt.
I can see that line of questioning.. Mr. Wonder.. did you ever see Mr. Jackson improperly touch the defendant?..
No, I did not. The defense rests. Does the prosecution have any further questions? MISter Wonder... did he ever touch or... shall we say... kiss you in your uh, nether-regions? Well, HE didn't but some girl sure did. Can you describe this girl? Well, she had straight hair, down to about her shoulders, her nose was kind of pointy and fell off a few times... *taps mike* Is this thing on? ______ NEWSFLASH: Jacko in Hospital - Make up headlines!
Someone interviewed Kobe already. He said I know him. I spoke to him a few times !!!! It is going to be a circus.
On the radio this morning they were saying Jacko makes 30 MILLION a year just from royalties on owning the beetles stuff. That's in addition to what he makes on his own stuff, as well as royalties from merchandising (which I bet has dried up - although maybe not as much as I'd think). They say he has a $15mm mortgage on his ranch and his bills each year pretty much equal his income. That is just INSANE. The guy is blowing through $30-40mm PER YEAR??? Some people just never grow out of childhood. He is one very disturbed man (and I use the term man loosely)
Corey Feldman not only almost wasted Jason Voorhees, he's going to almost waste Michael Jackson. After all, Jackson allegegedly threatened Feldman's life One might ask, "why?" Was Corey shocked, even then? I'd say so. Image Unavailable, Please Login
One knows things are going downhill fast when former Surreal Life cast members become involved. I suppose Bubbles The Chimp will be the next one to get subpoenaed... Image Unavailable, Please Login Image Unavailable, Please Login
Next up on Failed Celebs Cashing In, Corey Feldman details his harrowing plight about how it took him more than a decade to realize Mike was a freak. At the pinnacle of his irrelevance, Mr. Feldman decided to cash in in what is left of his celebrity status. His story is next. Stay tuned for the latest edition of Loser, Freaks and *******s we No Longer Care About. Corey Feldman...the person no one cares about but tried to revive his stardom on the backs of child molestation victims.
No, it was actually Vincent Price. They might have a tough time getting him to the courtroom though...
Not if they stack him on the Elephant Man... Think they'll call Lisa Marie??? Image Unavailable, Please Login
I want to see X-Rays of Wacko's alleged "bad back." Not "opinions" offered by his heretofore unknown at-any-price, opinionated "Doctor." Of course, he'll probably make that very concerned dude with the umbrella (How much is umbrella-holding paying these days? What's his job title? Is there an Umbrella-Holder's Union? If so, does he have a Union Card? What happens if he goes on strike? Will scabs cross the picket, er, umbrella lines?) shield his uh, "face" from X-Rays, thereby preventing his nose from falling off, but still, the umbrella's splines should show up on that pic too. Concerned Citizen.
Maybe that is why he seemed ot jump in front of your vehicle when we were driving thru BH.. He just wanted it all to end!
A'ight, yer honor, after some deeeeetective work, found that reps allegedly claim his current "back pain" stems from June 27, 1999. Further sleuthing reveals this June 28, 1999 bit'o'news with clarification the following day - including MJ's Med & PR handlers indicating everything was hunky-dory, his back was fine. Maybe he hurt his back coming out of the closet with a new stash of mags & stuff with kiddies, like the stash he had in early 1998 that contributed to the demise of the sexless marriage to Lisa Marie Presley.
Hey, a career opportunity for the mildly disenfranchised FChat docs!!! Image Unavailable, Please Login
It's about time you posted a pic of yourself! I was going to say your elf, but it wasn't Mini-Me-Doc. Damn. Speaking of damn, I almost mowed dow-, I mean accidently ran over Fabio outside Gold's Gym on Cole, below Santa Monica Blvd. in Hollywood. My god, he looks dense... and I ain't talking about his muscles.
