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  1. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Mar 25, 2004
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    Steve.
    A List of Abbreviations in the Women Seeking Men Classifieds.

    Code Word Really Means.

    40-ish Will be 50 next month

    Adventure Has had more partners than you ever will

    Affectionate Possessive

    Artist Unreliable

    Athletic Flat chested

    Average looking Ugly

    Beautiful Pathological liar

    Commitment-minded Pick out curtains, now!

    Communication important Just try to get a word in edge-wise

    Contagious Smile Bring your penicillin

    Educated College dropout

    Emotionally Secure Medicated

    Employed Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home

    Enjoys art and opera Snob

    Enjoys Nature Bring your own granola

    Exotic Beauty Would frighten a Martian

    Feminist Fat; ball buster

    Financially Secure One paycheck from the street

    Free spirit Substance user

    Friendship first Trying to live down reputation as slut

    Fun Annoying

    Gentle Comatose

    Good Listener Borderline Autistic

    Humorous Caustic

    Intuitive Your opinion doesn't count

    In Transition Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills

    Light drinker Lush

    Looks younger If viewed from far away in bad light

    Loves Travel If you're paying

    Loves Animals Cat lady

    Mature Will not let you treat her like a farm animal in bed, like last boyfriend did

    New-Age All body hair, all the time

    Non-tradional Ex-husband lives in the basement

    Old-fashioned Lights out, missionary position only

    Open-minded Desperate

    Outgoing Loud

    Passionate Loud

    Petite Wouldn't stand out in a pack of Munchkins

    Poet Depressive Schzophrenic

    Professional *****

    Redhead Shops on the Clairol aisle

    Reliable Frumpy

    Reubenesque Grossly Fat

    Romantic Looks better by candle light

    Self-employed Jobless

    Smart Insipid

    Special Rode the short schoolbus

    Spiritual Involved with a cult

    Stable Boring

    Tall thin Anorexic

    Tan Wrinkled

    Voluptuous Very Fat

    Wants Soulmate One step away from stalking

    Weight proportional to height Hugely Fat

    Widow Nagged first husband to death

    Writer Pompous

    Young at heart Toothless crone



    Big Al be careful what you reply to.
     
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  3. BigAl

    BigAl F1 Veteran

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    LOL! thanks for the heads-up Steve.
     

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