Woman seeking man.

A List of Abbreviations in the Women Seeking Men Classifieds.

Code Word Really Means.

40-ish Will be 50 next month

Adventure Has had more partners than you ever will

Affectionate Possessive

Artist Unreliable

Athletic Flat chested

Average looking Ugly

Beautiful Pathological liar

Commitment-minded Pick out curtains, now!

Communication important Just try to get a word in edge-wise

Contagious Smile Bring your penicillin

Educated College dropout

Emotionally Secure Medicated

Employed Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home

Enjoys art and opera Snob

Enjoys Nature Bring your own granola

Exotic Beauty Would frighten a Martian

Feminist Fat; ball buster

Financially Secure One paycheck from the street

Free spirit Substance user

Friendship first Trying to live down reputation as slut

Fun Annoying

Gentle Comatose

Good Listener Borderline Autistic

Humorous Caustic

Intuitive Your opinion doesn't count

In Transition Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills

Light drinker Lush

Looks younger If viewed from far away in bad light

Loves Travel If you're paying

Loves Animals Cat lady

Mature Will not let you treat her like a farm animal in bed, like last boyfriend did

New-Age All body hair, all the time

Non-tradional Ex-husband lives in the basement

Old-fashioned Lights out, missionary position only

Open-minded Desperate

Outgoing Loud

Passionate Loud

Petite Wouldn't stand out in a pack of Munchkins

Poet Depressive Schzophrenic

Professional *****

Redhead Shops on the Clairol aisle

Reliable Frumpy

Reubenesque Grossly Fat

Romantic Looks better by candle light

Self-employed Jobless

Smart Insipid

Special Rode the short schoolbus

Spiritual Involved with a cult

Stable Boring

Tall thin Anorexic

Tan Wrinkled

Voluptuous Very Fat

Wants Soulmate One step away from stalking

Weight proportional to height Hugely Fat

Widow Nagged first husband to death

Writer Pompous

Young at heart Toothless crone



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