Disclaimer: This post might contain some politically incorrect generalizations, but it is funny, so who cares. -------------------------- Subject: FW: MARK YOUR CALENDARS! We all know it's a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Sunday @ 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely nude to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists! Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in their front yard to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all American women. And since the they also do not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this event! "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" "Git 'er done"
