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  1. Babylon

    Babylon Karting

    Jan 2, 2004
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    Women eh?
    Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, tongues, bellies and clits.
    Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines waxed but they won't take it up the a#se because it hurts!!
     
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  3. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    Dear Comrade Babylon M8,

    They do! And they like it.

    512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse
     
  4. GrahamS

    GrahamS F1 Veteran
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    Put yourself in their shoes. If you'd just been pulled over for speeding I'd doubt you'd be in the mood either :D
     
  5. amenasce

    amenasce Two Time F1 World Champ
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  6. Ferrari_UK

    Ferrari_UK Formula 3

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    I can't believe cl*ts has not been bushwacked by the filter ?!

    P'raps Rob hasn't found it yet !
     
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  8. 400SPYDER

    400SPYDER F1 Rookie

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    Very drool Graham - as always:D
     
  9. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    Exactly!

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  10. Conquisitor

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    Like Tea Arse said.. they will.. but it helps chances of success if you get them warmed up first and then come through the back door without knocking.. if yer know what I mean.
     
  11. 400SPYDER

    400SPYDER F1 Rookie

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    Ummmmhhhh wonder what Foxy and Nicola are going to make of this ! ?
     
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  13. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    Nice one Conquisitor M8 - However, you should have added the rider of "Requires well lubricating with saliva"

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  14. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    Perhaps we shall find out. We must all be patient, and just wait and see.

    512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse
     
  15. BERTONE

    BERTONE Formula Junior

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    And i thought there was a new night club just opened in Newcastle when my girlfriend asked if i would take her up the Gary Glitter!
     
  16. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Steady on , you'll be keeling over in a mo....
     
  17. Conquisitor

    Conquisitor Rookie

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    Much amused. Nice one!
     
  18. Foxy_355

    Foxy_355 Formula Junior

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    :eek:

    I think I'll come back tomorrow :)

    Foxy x
     
  19. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

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    Told Ya! Coming back for more tomorrow!

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  20. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    :D :D :D
     
  21. stevep

    stevep F1 Veteran

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    thats the posh term its normally the council gritter
     
  22. Foxy_355

    Foxy_355 Formula Junior

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    <blink><worried>

    Foxy x
     
  23. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    *AHEM*
    Guys,
    i'm guilty too but pls remember we have ladies and youngsters on the forum too.Thank you.
    Foxy, apologies.
     
  24. Foxy_355

    Foxy_355 Formula Junior

    Sep 27, 2004
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    <snigger>

    If it's any concellation, us women are a nightmare!...

    ...But you chaps are just as bad ;)

    Yes we have highlights, nails, clothes, handbags, waxing, massages etc...

    But you chappies have; exhausts, servicing, brake pads & discs, Clutches, Tyres etc! ;)

    Foxy x
     
  25. RAY430RED

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    Hey you forgot to mention the pensioners and near pensioners who dont remember what the Garry Glitter is

    RAY360M hahahahahahahahahahah
     
  26. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    Hello Comrade Foxy Sweetheart,

    You have married consolation to constellation and come with 'concellation' - I am quite good with the dicktionary - if you need any help with the personal lexicon, then do not hesitate to inform me.
     
  27. 400SPYDER

    400SPYDER F1 Rookie

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    Graham

    You are incorrigible(no I didn't look it up ! :D)

    Ask the late Dick used to say "You are awful - but I like you!"

    Cheers Kevan
     
  28. 512Tea Are

    512Tea Are F1 Rookie

    Apr 22, 2004
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    Dear Comrade 400 SPYDER M8,

    Good ol' Dick - one can never get enough of it - pity there aren't any repeats on the TV.

    512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse
     

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