In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes all doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself. In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends. At work you can't even speak to family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars. In prison you can join many programs that you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. At work we call them managers!
uh oh well plz forgive me for my mistakes... i understand this is a family site even though we allow individuals such as Noah and Darth on.... but i shall not be a baddog anymore
Hm.. I eat all day long at my job, play games, watch tv, post on fchat, chat on AIM and yahoo, and I like everyone I work with. Jail is another story! The people are scary, the food is bad, it's scary, COLD, you don't get your own toilet, and it's BORING. But what do I know? haha
My good sir, I did indeed infer plz with please. If I may ask, is poor spelling also grounds for a ban? God forbid I forget to use the proper spoon for my soup!
I spent a night in Dubai Prison. Not just jail but the actual prison. Not bad, actually; in fact if you've been in the Army prison is a lark. And I have a cool story to tell for the rest of my life about how I did hard time in a Middle Eastern prison.... I even got a free haircut out of the deal! They buzz your head just like in Basic Training. It kind of ticked them off that I admired it and thanked them!
