Working out -Steroid like results??

I think what you are looking for are going to be called 'precursors' that is stuff that puts your body into a mode with falsely elevated hormones. Often these product give you gynomastia, aka B!tch-tits, where the tissue/gland behind your nipple will get rock hard and secrete saline. Oh on some people, they hurt like hell too.

You'll get hairy, your nips will get hard, your blood pressure will go up, and nothing in return, until you talk to a sports nutritionalist that can see your body type, metabloic rate, and regimen to accurately point you in the right direction. Otherwise bro, you are spinning your wheels.

ME? well I am a hard gainer, a tall thin guy that does 90% cardio by cycling 7 days a week for over 400 miles. On sats when I go to the CCove meets, I am usually on may way back from a 100+ mile ride. I tried andrio, (mr mcguire's fave) also creatine, etc. Ever since then i have had a gut, huge ass, and bloat like my g/f on her period. Lake Huron size water retention. I am having huge issues stripping it off for more than a few weeks, even on a carefully monitored diet.

The only guarantee is juice, everything else is often voodoo if you don't see a professional about what to take.

You can also try a 'cell volumizer' which is what creatine is supposed to be by retaining water in muscle tissue, if what you want bulk over strength.

btw, I used to spot for a guy in high school that could bench 450, (big samoan moth'r f'r) i had little upper body, but as a cyclist, i could dead lift a bus, and leg press over 1000 (thousand) lbs, for 15-20 reps @ 16 y/o, no juice.

 

I heard it was the equiv of Deca QV 300's with a Winnie chaser to strip the water. A grip buddy of mine that became a steadicam operator did the 'rambo stack' back in like 89-90 with one of the hollywood trainers that was supposed to know/train him.

 

Winstrol= no hair
Deca-durabolin= limp d
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deca may kill the sexlife, but for joint pain, it aint so bad, unfortunately, now that you can move you really don't know why it was important in the first place

 

yeah but stallone did some other hard stuff too.

 

all the guys I know seem to have good success with omnadren/sustanon.

 

having never taken any substances without a perscription, i have heard of what is known as "sus flu" then again we can name drop all day

test cyp dbol abombs winnie deca yadda yadda yadda

 

Dunno about the "Sust flu" , but I know it makes their heads look big and round like a soccer ball.

 

After reading MDStrib's thread on Viagra and steroids, I went to the gym and injured myself doing pullups. Decided this was a good day to find a photo of my gym, as it was...

This was taken for the scrapbook the first time I lifted 500; there are small plates on each side out of view. Behind me is Al Torterelli, a Mr USA from the late 90's. An East Palo Alto police officer who was also a BB took the foto (as I started to raise up after the lift, as he thought the flash would throw me off). You can see the look of disbelief on Al's face. From the dumb expression I have, you can see I thought I had done something of galactic relevance that day. Nearby are the emergency spotters in case I failed the lift; Al could not help at that angle for that much weight, so there was a standby on each side.

You can see I am a bald guy that no one would mistake for being on the sauce.

After a few months, this gym and the next one went under. A third did not work out, and I am now in my 5th gym in 7 months. I was (am) way off schedule now and managed to injure myself by not working back up slowly.

Anyway, back to work. Thought you guys might find it amusing. I can't believe I am putting a picture of myself on the web!

I hope this works-first time I am trying to send attachment.

steve
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