Worst cigars? Bad cigar experiences?

there was a Phillies Blunt I smoked in high school....

 

Never mind the ice cream, let's stick with the Lewinsky bent.

We'll go by nationality. Which would be the muskiest?

 

is East Germany still a country?

 

Ronnie took care of that!

 

I started the hobby when I was 18 so I'll start there. The first terrible cigar was Punch. I don't understand what people see in these. It burned extremely hot, no flavor, complete waste of $6. The second worst I smoked was the romeo and julieta regular/churchill. Burned well with a good aroma, but it tastes like S*it. Amazing that the cuban is so spectacular and the domestic one sucks so bad. The most recent disappointment was the Gurkka that I got in a sample batch. Awful smell, Terrible burn, on the heavier side which I usually like but very boring. I through it into the backyard about halfway in. Oh yea, and the Rocky Patel Edge was a joke. Glad I grabbed a single before buying a discounted box. Out of all of them I think it would be between the Romeo and the Punch with the Punch being slightly worse. I never understood why people smoke **** cigars. Oliva and Padron are probably the best for the money and are terrific smokes.

 

Stay away from the Dunhill Signed Range

 

Smoked a Burmese Cheroot years ago. Big black ugly thing that looked a lot like a "labrador" joint from a Cheech and Chong bit. It tasted delicious, but nobody could stand to be near me as the aroma was pure hell on passers by. It would be the cigar equivalent of smoking straight Latakia in a pipe. Only the smoker enjoys the moment... speaking of which, I've got some I need to enjoy the next time my lovely bride is away for a while

Truly bad cigars? Got to agree that some of the Boliva's are maddening. How can anyone possibly roll so many cigars that refuse to draw both sides??? Ashton's are way overrated and some of the hottest burning trash I've ever tried came from Punch. Drew Estates is always an "adventure" when they come out with something new. Some of them are a tasty diversion from the ordinary, but when they swing and miss they really miss BIG!

 

Everyone at my local smoke shop raved about the Lars Teton (sp??) Acid. I should have known better, but it was like smoking syrup with the saffron.

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