Worst movie you have ever seen

Cabin Fever is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I wanted to shoot myself in the face whithin the first 5 minutes of it.

Grind is also up there as one god awful excuse of a way to get my money thorugh entertainment. But in Grinds defense I rented the movie knowing it was going to be god awful and planned ahead before watching it by getting really drunk and watching it with all my friends.

In the case of Chris Mitchell Vs. Cabin fever However I did not what I was in store for and it turned out to be a tornado of **** and bloody sperm.

What a horrible movie.

 

Definately Lord of The Rings for me...

 

Guys! IMHO I believe you are forgetting some recent gems like:

The Punisher
The Medallion
Daredevil
7 Years in Tibet (Only movie I have EVER shot down and not finish watching)
The Wives Club (I think that is the name)
Scary Movie 2

 

a big "like yeah" on that one.

in the end i watched the dvd special features as well, just to see if there was some sort of redeeming idea behind it all, but no, it angered me further that this punk kid was going on about "i have to make a horror film to get money to make a film that i like".

i don't think i'm ever going to watch anything i haven't seen again. ( )

 

Lest we forget...Mr. Magoo. Leslie! What were you thinking? (What was I thinking?) Did you take this movie on as a dare? Proof (as with SPYHARD) that he actually needs a funny script.

Killer Tomatoes: The first one isn't funny by todays standards, I guess it's a bit dated, but the Return of the Killer Tomatoes killed me. It was pretty benign until they started with the product placement. Didn't that get anyone else here going?

Talk about GIGLI, I went to the rental store a while back and saw that several copies were rented out. It saddened me. I thought "Oh those poor people. There goes their evening. Someone should have warned them! Oh the humanity..."

Best!
Wes

 

I'm dragging this thread up from the past because I just saw the worst movie I've seen in just about forever: "I Heart Huckabees". Hatefully bad. It was recommended to me as a good movie. The DVD was loaned to me. Truly dreadful.

 

oh man Ive seen so many horrible movies, too many to list. A few of my favorites though:

Wild Things 2 & 3
Spiderman
Soldier

 

As far as movies go.........

Farenheit 911 got rather boring in about 15 minutes.

DL

 

Wow, you made it that long?

 

That's how long it took for us to finish the popcorn.

DL

 

White Noise!

 

Old School. Hands down the worst comedy Ive ever seen...

 

SOB - Julie Andrews
&
Joe Dirt - the capital one guy.
&
Rounders - another POS. I need to ask Matt D to reimburse me for 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

 

Napolean Dynamite

 

All the Little Animals

 

Turned on the TV the other night and watched the last 30 minutes of Bulletproof Monk. Wow---BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

 

Cabin Boy - (Chris Elliot)

 

Any Woody Allen movie and all Iron Eagle flicks.

 

Yeah the deer hunter was really good.

 

Worst movie has to be House of the Dead. Anyone see this? It's an absolute pile, LOL. I've seen horrible low budget movies (ie: Jack Frost 2) but the thing is, they know their movies suck so they make it funny and cheesy in a way that it works. House of the Dead didn't even realize it sucked so there's not even that so bad it's good feel to it.

 

Signs. OOOH lets make commercials about aliens invading, and then when people get in the theatre they have to watch a horrible movie about Mel Gibson finding religious faith. Booo!

Contact. 120 minutes of waiting and the alien was her father BOOOO!

Monkeybone. Turned it off after 15 minutes. horrible.

Swordfish. Trechorously boring. yuck.

Banger sisters. piece of schite that just wouldn't get better.

Haven't seen You got served, but if you sawe it, youre a tool!

All the others I have blocked out.

 

That's my pick as well. Absolutely, positively the worst waste of hard earned money ever!

Although Driven with Sly comes pretty darn close. So much hype for so much ****e.

 

You mean, "Hard earned by those poor unsuspecting Scientologist member/extortion victims", don't you?

DL

 

Open Water.

 

Sorry, I meant of MY hard-earned money.