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  1. tbakowsky

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    #76 tbakowsky, Mar 24, 2006
    "Up for breakfast" Van Halen The music of the song has a pretty good groove..although simple..but the lyrics are AWFUL.....
     
  2. darth550

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    #77 darth550, Mar 24, 2006
    Fish Heads
     
  3. Etcetera

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    #78 Etcetera, Mar 24, 2006
    Anything Bette Midler, most of everything after the 70's.
     
  4. Spasso

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    #79 Spasso, Mar 24, 2006
    They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!

    Remember when you ran away
    And I got on my knees
    And begged you not to leave
    Because I'd go berserk?
    Well. . .

    You left me anyhow
    And then the days got worse and worse
    And now you see I've gone
    Completely out of my mind
    And. . .

    They're coming to take me away, HA HA
    They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see
    Those nice, young men
    In their clean, white coats
    And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

    You thought it was a joke
    And so you laughed
    You laughed when I had said
    That losing you would make me flip my lid
    Right. . .

    You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
    You laughed, you laughed and laughed
    And then you left
    But now you know I'm utterly mad!
    And. . .

    They're coming to take me away, HA HA
    They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
    To the happy home
    With trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile
    And twiddle their thumbs and toes
    And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

    I cooked your food
    I cleaned your house
    And this is how you pay me back
    For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
    Hah. . .

    Well you just wait
    They'll find you yet
    And when they do they'll
    Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
    And. . .

    They're coming to take me away, HA HA
    They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see
    Those nice, young men
    In their clean, white coats
    And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

    To the happy home
    With trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile
    And twiddle their thumbs and toes
    And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I'll be happy to see
    Those nice, young men
    In their clean, white coats
    And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

    The sound effects and theme of this song is so psychotic and creepy I can't help but think it's based in truth. I'm sure these guys spent a LONG SPACEY weekend in their garage working this one out.
     
  5. FarmerDave

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    #80 FarmerDave, Mar 24, 2006
    Pencil Neck Geek

    Star Trekkin'

    The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun
     
  6. darth550

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    #81 darth550, Mar 24, 2006
    Shaaaaaving Cream

    Making Love in a Subaru

    Stairway to Gilligan
     
  7. FarmerDave

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    #82 FarmerDave, Mar 24, 2006
    Ones that were actually funny (the first few times):

    Wet Dream

    Existential Blues

    Beep Beep

    Edit: Always funny no matter how many times I hear it:

    Der Fuehrer's Face
     
  8. darth550

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    #83 darth550, Mar 24, 2006
    Titties and Beer

    Dead Puppies

    Yoda
     
  9. quartermaster

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    #84 quartermaster, Mar 24, 2006
    All I did was remember the title of the song!:)
     
  10. Texas Forever

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    #85 Texas Forever, Mar 24, 2006
  11. Texas Forever

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    #86 Texas Forever, Mar 24, 2006
    For once, you and I agree. Gawd, I hate this frickin song. Bye, bye, Miss Amercian Pie...

    It is better than most rap crap, but it sounds like some guys who got loaded and didn't know when to stop.

    Dale
     
  12. Texas Forever

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    #87 Texas Forever, Mar 24, 2006
    Yeah!!!!! Baby! Come to Papa Don. WE HAVE A WINNER.

    Geeze, maybe I shouldn't started this thread. Oh, my head hurts from the memories.

    Anybody remember, "Leader of the Laundromat"

    My Daddie's shorts were everywhere...

    were, were
     
  13. wax

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    #88 wax, Mar 24, 2006
    Hey, Doc - should we do a separate thread for lousy songs by otherwise cool groups?

    By way of example...

    You haven't died until you've heard Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes early live album - Survival of the Fittest - just... awful. I had lots and lots of Nugent (and Amboy Dukes) LPs, but that - ick - I could never play it for any other Tedhead. Awful, awful, awful - especially "Rattle My Snake" and "Mr. Jone's Hanging Party." Other albums of the TNatAD era ranged from good to great (not fantastic, by any stretch...), but, that LP was (and remains) worth a few bucks (25-120, depending), so I had no problem parting with it for a few dead guys.
     
  14. Texas Forever

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    #89 Texas Forever, Mar 24, 2006
    Damn, Wax. You da Man. I haven't thought about the Amboy Dukes, well, in a very long time. First time I saw Ted Nugent was at a outdoor pop festival in Apple Valley, North Carolina. Aw, geeze, why did you halfta bring that up? :)

    Go ahead, horrible songs by great bands it is for $50 bucks...
     
  15. Spasso

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    #90 Spasso, Mar 24, 2006
    Where life is beautiful all the time

    With trees and flowers and chirping birds
    And basket weavers who sit and smile
    And twiddle their thumbs and toes

    You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
    You laughed, you laughed and laughed
    And then you left

    (They're Coming to Take Me Away : Reprise)
     
  16. snj5

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    #91 snj5, Mar 25, 2006
    Ok - guys in touch with your feminine side will remember this one; I hate this song:
    Janis Ian - I learned the truth at 17
     
  17. Rachane

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    #92 Rachane, Mar 25, 2006
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    #94 darth550, Mar 25, 2006
    All the songs that myself and Farmer Dave listed were brought to us by Dr. Demento. He was a wacky DJ in the 70's.
     
  20. Simon^2

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    #95 Simon^2, Mar 25, 2006
    yeah, new that, just the link didn't provide a specific song....
     
  21. Lemke

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    #96 Lemke, Mar 25, 2006
    I remember that. All my friends were singing it and I could never understand why. I hated that song.
     
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    #97 Ferrari330P4, Mar 25, 2006

    I always thought that song was saying "I'm blue i would beat off a guy"
     
  23. neilmac

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    #98 neilmac, Mar 26, 2006
    Hard to believe this thread made it this far without anyone mentioning......Helen Reddy!!

    Neil
     
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