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Would F-Chat post my bail????

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  1. TestShoot

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    1) If I lead a highspeed pursuit to Haus of Pizza?
    2) If I cut you in on what I *borrow* from the bank?
    3) If I get so bored I urinate on a police car or any car that starts with the letter 'p'? (don't ask about BMw's)
    4) If I bring in out of state fruit and don't declare it?
    5) If I tear the tag off my mattress?
    6) If I tamper with the smoke detectors on an aircraft?
    7) If she is really hot and turns out to be underage in ALL 50 states and Mexico? (fake ID's look good these days)

    Things for you to think about
     
  2. rush109

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    they should....lol
     
  3. Etcetera

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    Guthrie is visiting your neck of the woods?
     
  4. frefan

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    If you don't declare the fruit the deal is off. Gotta draw the line somewhere..
     
  5. OC Speed Junkie

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    The age for consent for Male and Female relations in Mexico is 12. Thats wrong dude. If she is hot at 11, there are some seriously freaky hormones at work.

    1 and 3 sound kind of appealing.

    Joe
     
  6. rush109

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    good one.lol
     
  7. XR4Tim

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    There's nothing illegal about tearing the tag off of your matress. If it's someone else's, then you're in deep doo doo.
     
  8. rush109

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    ya that rule has always puzzled me...??
     
  9. ashsimmonds

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    i sometimes think back on being 12 or 13 and remembering how hot some of the chicks were (and of first experiences :p ), then you snap back to reality and realize you're pushing 30 and fantasizing about 12 year old girls. is that so wrong? :D
     
  10. OC Speed Junkie

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    What does a mattress tag say anyway?
     
  11. XR4Tim

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    "Not to be removed except by consumer, under penalty of law"
    I assume it's there so that whoever owns the mattress knows what's in it, and that it could be flammable. Maybe there's a deeper story behind it all?
     
  12. ferrari_kid

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    Just the other day I was having a conversation with a friend about how we didn't recognize how hot some of the girls we grew up with were going to be. That was a bit weird because a few of them turned out pretty good, but back in elementry school we were too busy thinking they were full of koodies. If I could go back in time I'd tell myself to grow some balls real quick and stop running away when those girls try to kiss you.
     
  13. TestShoot

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    She was 11 but she had the body of a 9 year old :drool:
     
  14. FarmerDave

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    I have posted bail for an FChatter. True story.
     
  15. TestShoot

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    well Dave, do tell, did it invlove NNO and livestock... AGAIN?!?
     
  16. iceburns288

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    I posted bail for two Fchatters! At once! And I'm only 15!
     

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