Would you buy a house if...

buying a house, with someone being murdered in,
killed.. etc.. is a NoNo..
its bad Luck

... but if someone dies of natural causes.. i think...
its perfectly ok.

 

I'd just use it to beat up the seller on the price!!!

 

Fu(kin'-A right!!!!!!!!

Just remember...if you do the turn & burn in less then 5 years, you too then have to sell-off the ugly duckling. As all things: you gotta buy it right!!! Dude...exercism's are costly nowadays...I'm smellin' some 5-digit discount coming on!!!

Now here's the odd thing: had your wife never heard of the death, everything would be just fine & dandy and she'd never know the difference. Ain't life weird like that?

I bought a fixer some time ago. It was on a huge property that was pitch-black at night. The place was abandoned for a year, earthquake damaged and way over-grown. I spent many many late nights working on it by myself. Everything was fine till I ran the title and discovered that the owner and their ill daughter had died in the house. From that point on my imagination really fu(ked with me....especially when I heard noises at night. Seriously, when I was leaving & turned off all the lights...I really got the F out of there. And I don't mean F like F-car!

It's one thing if someone was murdered, suicided, tortured or something involving a satanic cult....but a peaceful passing ain't no thing a discount can't deal with. Tough call bro.....tough call indeed.

Course, the upside is that if/when you forget to put down the toilet seat down, you can just blame the ghost!!!!!! Incidently...this works for farts, belches and other assorted things you used to blame the dog for!!!!

Just make sure it's a "cute" house. If you still have any doubts, I know some freaky little women who can "cleanse" your home and help the spirits pass to the other side. If they won't leave, f-it, make 'em contribute towards the mortgage or property taxes: NO FREE RIDE, not even for spirits!

 

Just curious if you would buy a perfect low mile Ferrari, but the previous owner was gay and died in the front seat after performing felatio?
FYI:I'm happily married to a female and have never been in the passenger seat of a Ferrari!!LOL

 

No

It the owner died while "performing" fellatio, the car had to have hit the center divider of the freeway.

On the other hand, gay or not, if a guy can't "Receive" fellatio in a Ferrari, he doesn't deserve having the car in the first place!

 

Depends.. was it a 250 GTO?

 

Not exactly on topic.......

"Did you see a sign in front of my house that says......."

 

Mark....what did it say?

 

Your entire reply makes no sense at all. You think you need a lawyer now? Umm, sounding a little paranoid w/ all those ghosts of people you’ve pissed off looming about. What goes around… Buy the house & take your chances.

 

No, no, no....I quite disagree. Not so much because this section is called "off-topic" or that I don't appreciate a well orchestrated onslaught by DMC (Darth, Matteo & CMY)....but because inquiring minds want to know more about possible demonic possession of Ferrari's due to death while having sex.

This even rivals the relevance of our earlier discussion as to whether vampires would get sick if they sucked the blood of AIDS patients.

More importantly and equally relevant: If a beautiful and gorgeous porn-star formerly owned the Ferrari and she was confirmed to have once jump onto the stick-shift and rode the Ferrari's tranny till she struck O, and your wife demanded you not buy that car on account of it's sexual hisotry.....would you? Well...would you????

Now, let's re-visit the tried & true discussion of F1 vs. 6-speed

So, in conclusion.....I'd buy that house!

 

Excellent!!!!!!

 

Peaches?!?!

WTF????

LMAO!!!!

 

NP

 

Not exactly on topic.....

 

So then you should already know what NP stands for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

uh uh.....

Try again.