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Would you pick up a penny?

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  1. ashsimmonds

    ashsimmonds F1 World Champ

    Feb 14, 2004
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    this chick i met at a bar one night was called Penny. that night both heads and tails were lucky for me. :D
     
  2. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I waited 51 posts for that. Honestly, I can only make just so many straight lines for you guys!
     
  3. F1Ace

    F1Ace F1 Rookie

    Mar 15, 2004
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    From my understanding about exchange rates is on coin it's 1:1, seriously!

    Regarding Canadian tire, I don't know what kind of "stories" you heard, makes it sound like some kinda wierd place, it isn't. It's actually very useful. They sell all kinds of big name stuff. Even got Meguiars NXT there a few months back.

    You can get pressure washers there, house paint, plumbing, nuts and bolts, you name it! Oh, sorry, no food. Well maybe snack bars. So that's only 25% of the average american diet.;)
     
  4. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL...!


    Hey, Ash, now that you mention it, i knew a young lady named Penny, once... She owned the gas station i worked at years ago, when i was living in CT... i wanted to date her; even asked her out to dinner, but to no avail... She was a borderline alcoholic single mother divorcee in her early forties - just like every other woman i've dated in my entire adult life... :)
     
  5. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jan 24, 2003
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    There was once a man named Benny.

    One day he was confronted by a very high god who announced that Benny could have anything that his heart desired. Benny replied that he would have the hand of the fair lady that he fancied. This being agreed to by the god, Benny was advised that he would be required to never shave his beard again. If Benny were to shave he would be cursed and changed forever into a large earthen vessel.

    Benny agreed.

    But as half-hearted Greek mythologies go, Benny soon forgot his vow. And the beard, which was now down to his knees and interfering with his love life with the fair maiden of his choice, simply had to go. Benny decided to shave. This he did and the curse followed.


    Moral: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
     

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